Evil Plan Generator

[fazhou]

I just stumbled upon this...it's a web page where you select certain key words, and it automatically drafts an evil plan for you.

This definitely would come in handy for Kim's archenemies. Or anyone writing fanfics. ;D

Here's a sample:

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Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Kidnap a Wall Street Executive. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Robot Warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Evil, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Thermonuclear Missiles, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Warehouse, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

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Link:
members.tripod.com/~mrpuzuzu/plan.html

Have fun!

[Donne]

Stage 2 doesn't make much sense... but otherwise an excellent plan. I just need resources...

[shannonzolo]

*laughs evily*


Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of Fort Knox. This will cause countless hordes of Soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Demonstrate your Doomsday Device, bringing about Rivers that Run Red with Blood. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end

[ShadigoIzayoi]

I always said Evil plans were a three phase thing...

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Incapacitate a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[Tenkan]

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Kidnap a Military General. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Intelligence Transferred into a Computer?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Destroy the Statue of Liberty. This will cause countless hordes of Robot Warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Metal, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Armies of Destruction, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[ninjanaco]

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Incapacitate a Wealthy Heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of that Opera House in Sydney. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Covertly Move your Thermonuclear Missiles, bringing about an Unending Cacophony of Screams. This will all be done from a Island of Mu, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[Donne]

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Doomsday Device, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[RedBlueGreen]

Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Incapacitate a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Animal Minions (rats, birds, etc.) to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Sheer dementedness, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Doomsday Device, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Soon you'll all regret what did. Oh, yes, I'll show them. I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!

[Tea]

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Kidnap a Wall Street Executive. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Evil, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Doomsday Device, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[fazhou]

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a News Reporter. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Desecrate the Town's Water Supply. This will cause countless hordes of Mad Scientists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Activate your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about a 1984 Police State. This will all be done from a Obsidian Citadel, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[Ot@ru]

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Kidnap a Scientist. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Supernatural Creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fear, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Thermonuclear Missiles, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[RedBlueGreen]

Oct 19, 2008 19:30:31 GMT -5 @fazhou said:

Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls

Oh God, what have I become?!

[Psygo]

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Kidnap a Scientist. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Evil twin/Opposite?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of the Religious Right to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Evil, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Activate your Doomsday Device, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[Malory Evolent]

New favorite generator!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Famous Actor/Actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Sabotoge the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Animal Minions (rats, birds, etc.) to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Nightmares, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Activate your Plague of Doom, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[buckmana]

This is my evil plan:

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Incapacitate a Military General. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Pacific Ocean. This will cause countless hordes of Animal Minions (rats, birds, etc.) to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with All that is wrong with the world, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Covertly Move your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about a 1984 Police State. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

[Darth Griffin]

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Senator. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Evil, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Thermonuclear Missiles, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.


wanna know something really freaky? I've already planned out an operation to do this. I do have dreams of world domination

[RedBlueGreen]

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Fools! I will destroy them all!