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Post by Donne on Oct 20, 2008 21:00:43 GMT -5
Any funny stories? Did you act crazy? Was your coworker a jerk so much you laughed?
I'll start with a caffeine-pumped bit:
One time I was going to the movies when I saw a young man (late teens, early twenties?) walking in the parking lot. He swung his shoulder blades just enough to make me comment that he was walking like a male model- like he thought he was hot stuff. So, in a move that utterly mortified my companions, I rolled down the car window and shouted,
"HEY DUDE! YOU'RE COOL!"
and sped away.
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Post by Loser7 on Oct 22, 2008 20:58:52 GMT -5
I think it's called swagger. Nothing is more unattractive then the arrogance of swagger. I hate you Barry Bonds!
Today in class I was taking my mid-term when I had the runniest nose of my life. I sit right next to the teacher and the test was essay format- so I'm trying to discreetly wipe my nose without looking like I'm rubbing snot on my hand (but I am because he would never let me leave mid-test) and also appear to be focused on my paper. I didn't want snot to drip down my face it was so freaking runny so I had to keep wiping. I couldn't even focus on writing my papers because I was trying to discreetly wipe my nose every five seconds while trying to not look like I was checking to see if he was looking. When I handed him the test he played it cool so I don't know if he was totally watching me wipe snot all over my hand, plus I felt bad handing him the essay because he was probably thinking, "ew, what the f*ck- that's disgusting."
Anyway, after that I walked really fast to the bathroom, which God strategically placed on the other side of the campus, and blew my nose and it was like Niagara falls of snot (I just used spell check for Niagara because I spelled it 'Niagra' and I used the thesaurus and it thought I meant Viagra, lol .
What an awful experience- even though I still think its funny. Even while it was happening I kind of knew I'd think it was really funny afterwards.
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Fusion Fox
Pink Sloth
READ THIS POST IN A MUMBLING BRITISH ACCENT
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Post by Fusion Fox on Oct 23, 2008 2:27:19 GMT -5
"I'm Alan Partridge: Alan Wide Shut (#2.6)" (2002) Alan Partridge: "Right, I'll tell you an anecdote. In 1974 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded; I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies; buckaroo! I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter career. He said, "You jammy b*stard" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now f*ck off!"
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Post by Justyh- Pic is the reality guy on Oct 27, 2008 8:22:19 GMT -5
{Ch 07 fox news says~ Within the Mccain & Obama sites/ you can send some donations and about (2,500) dollars was found from: Sadam Husain and other celebrities which are dead}
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Post by Loser7 on Oct 27, 2008 19:55:45 GMT -5
Saddam Hussein constitutes as a celebrity? I wish he had been on the Surreal Life. Can you imagine the mayhem?
PS. Fox News anchors eat babies.
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Post by Ashley Benlove on Oct 30, 2008 15:10:28 GMT -5
I've got a couple. This one is from earlier today:
My mother missed a crossword puzzle answer about one of the South Park boys. It was _tan, and she didn't get it until I mentioned Stan while talking about last night's South Park. She was like, "I knew it wasn't Kyle."
I was like, *sigh* Kyle. He's my favourite character."
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Yesterday morning, I was in the car with my mother (she was driving). I was listening to If I Had $1000000 (Million Dollars) by Barenaked Ladies. One of the lyrics "I'd buy a fur coat, but not a real one, that's just cruel," or something, and I started talking to my mom. I was like, "Yeah, because PETA's scary," and then I started doing my silly "RAWR" growl.
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