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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 4, 2009 21:48:50 GMT -5
EVERYONE OFF XARA! *everyone runs*
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Post by LS on Jan 4, 2009 21:54:21 GMT -5
*Gives a sigh of relief* Good.... liar.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 5, 2009 10:09:39 GMT -5
Last day at Gaby's.
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Post by Dinogaby on Jan 5, 2009 11:06:12 GMT -5
Nuuu!
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Post by LS on Jan 5, 2009 11:42:53 GMT -5
Oh, I'm sure you can visit each other again. It's not like Venezuela and Canada are going to go to war or anything.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 5, 2009 11:47:13 GMT -5
Lol, that would be an interesting war. Venezuela has a strong army for its size but weak as a whole, and Canada has a weak army for its size but good enough for Venezuela. Neither country has a means of transporting a meaningful amount of soldiers from one country to the other, and neither has missiles that can travel that distance. It'd degenerate to sending email viruses and gay porn over msn in combination with that hack that lets you nudge constantly.
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Post by LS on Jan 5, 2009 11:48:40 GMT -5
So you be one of the front-line combatants? Besides, I'm sure NATO would back up you Canadians, while South America would back up the Venezuelans. I think Russia would give them aid as well.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 5, 2009 11:58:00 GMT -5
Lol I dunno, everyone hates the government here so they'd probably do nothing. It'd probably turn into a Latin American Black Hawk Down.
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Post by LS on Jan 5, 2009 11:59:50 GMT -5
America likes it's hat, we like our 'children' and the Frenchies have an interest in Quebec. We'd end up roping the rest of NATO into helping you in that odd and unlikely war.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 5, 2009 12:15:49 GMT -5
Well then we would win. Yay! Leave the French out of it though. They never win. The only war won by French people was their Revolution, and technically that was the citizens beating the government's military so that was a loss too.
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Post by LS on Jan 5, 2009 12:18:04 GMT -5
Well then we would win. Yay! But the Russians have an interest in the area. For some reason. They'd probably help the Venezuelans. They won the two World Wars. Admittedly they had help, and were crushed in the second one, but they still won.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 5, 2009 12:20:10 GMT -5
They won nothing, they were just on the winning SIDE. Lol, the Russians want their oil. Russia's help is more like "Hey! Stop trying to steal their oil! Venezuela is MINE!"
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Post by LS on Jan 5, 2009 12:22:54 GMT -5
They won nothing, they were just on the winning SIDE. They were instrumental in World War One. Without them, we couldn't have fought on their land to push the Ger mans back! Russia has plenty of oil. It's more a matter of 'You Americanskis don't like Venezuela? We shall help them then!'.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 5, 2009 12:29:29 GMT -5
So they helped in that they had a patch of land that nobody bothered to take from them yet. Venezuela has MORE oil. And besides, Russia likes Canada. Everybody likes Canada. That's why if you're from North America everyone says to put a Canadian flag on yourself somewhere so people assume you're Canadian. It's all: "AMERICAN! DIE! GRINGO! I SHALL SHOOT YOU WITH MY GUN AND THEN STAB YOU WITH MY KNIFE!" "Nooo! Canadian!" "Ooohh. Here's some money for cab fare. Only go into cabs with the official SAMBIL logo on the doors and sign, they're safe. Try eating at Puerto Caliente. It's like Hooters but with Latinas." "So it's like, much better than Hooters." "Siiiii, muy caliente, rawr rawr rawr hasta la muerte!" "Yay! Let me buy you a beer!" "No, let me buy YOU a beer!" That is indeed how it happens.
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Post by LS on Jan 5, 2009 12:43:43 GMT -5
So they helped in that they had a patch of land that nobody bothered to take from them yet. The Ger mans were trying. So? They get plenty. Nope. They are to Canadians as you are to... Kazakhstanis. Indifferent. Poor, deluded Canadian...
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 5, 2009 12:50:12 GMT -5
So they helped in that everyone knew France couldn't win, so they sent all their troops there to meet the oncoming Germans who were guaranteed to break through the French lines. And we care deeply for Kazakhistan! It was mentioned in The World Is Not Enough!
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Post by LS on Jan 5, 2009 12:55:01 GMT -5
So they helped in that everyone knew France couldn't win, so they sent all their troops there to meet the oncoming Nacospeaks who were guaranteed to break through the French lines. Actually, we helped because the Ger mans were the agressor, and because we were allied with the French. I doubt you even know where they are.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 5, 2009 13:30:11 GMT -5
...the middle east?
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Post by LS on Jan 5, 2009 13:33:44 GMT -5
Nope. Transcontinental. It has land in Asia and Europe.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 5, 2009 13:41:12 GMT -5
Asia was my second choice.
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