LS' Resort! - RIP, Argus (PG-13)

[LS]

Presenting...


Located somewhere in the pacific, LSR is an island of approximately 0.98 km², and is surrounded by water on all sides. It has just the weather you' expect to see on an exotic island! Utilizing the most advanced in Lorwardian holographic technology for leisure activities, the latest in Lorwardian shielding technology to reinforce every wall (' looking at you, Shadi. :pony), and, through special deal with certain Doctor Moon, maintenance and all staff duties are all carried out by highly trained robotic staff, each of which is modified from the XARA military model. So... don' interupt them. That never turns out well. :pony

We have rooms for everypony. Be you human, aquatic or cybernetic, all the facilities you need to function and then some are just maid droid away. For any non-water breather, normal suites come equipped with diving suit and aquatic suites have robotic shell for all merpeople to utilize. And people, please keep all unwanted adult activities to minimum (Looking at you, Candy. And you, Lily-Ann. :pony).

Tour the prequel, get taste of what to expect! :pony

[Warmonga]

*Shows up. Transports Ciel and Cal back.*
There.

Nice place, hubby. ;D

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...this is SUCH a Château ripoff.

ICK, tropical resort food! Stomach flu ftw?

[LS]

Jan 20, 2009 12:47:49 GMT -5 Warmonga said:

*Shows up. Transports Ciel and Cal back.*
There.

Nice place, hubby. ;D

*Overdramatic bow*
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

*Huddled up to Cal, shivering excessively* C... c... c... c... c... cold...

Jan 20, 2009 12:48:44 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

...this is SUCH a Château ripoff.

How? This is a tropical island. Your place is a building.

ICK, tropical resort food! Stomach flu ftw?

Replicators, actually.

[Warmonga]

Jan 20, 2009 12:50:24 GMT -5 LS said:

*Huddled up to Cal, shivering excessively* C... c... c... c... c... cold...

...now I feel bad.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

RIPOFF!

*shivering* ...y-yes, come c-close...

Tropical resort food replicators?

[Warmonga]

Jan 20, 2009 12:52:53 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

RIPOFF!

*shivering* ...y-yes, come c-close...

Tropical resort food replicators?

Yep. They make your food perfectly.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Perfect stomach flu. You lazy people.

[LS]

Jan 20, 2009 12:52:32 GMT -5 Warmonga said:

Jan 20, 2009 12:50:24 GMT -5 LS said:

*Huddled up to Cal, shivering excessively* C... c... c... c... c... cold...

...now I feel bad.

*Points at her, her arm shaking too much to point straight* Y... y... y... you d... d... d... did t... t... this...!

... what were you expecting? You dumped them in the Arctic Ocean.

Jan 20, 2009 12:52:53 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

RIPOFF!

See 3:14-3:38.

*shivering* ...y-yes, come c-close...

I... I... I'll i... i... ignore t...t...that...!

Tropical resort food replicators?

No, standard ones.

Jan 20, 2009 12:57:56 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

Perfect stomach flu. You lazy people.

So? We're even using Mary's robots as maids.

Free room and board, a sizable payment... worth it.

[Warmonga]

Jan 20, 2009 12:57:56 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

Perfect stomach flu. You lazy people.

They only make what you order.

Jan 20, 2009 13:01:06 GMT -5 LS said:

Jan 20, 2009 12:52:32 GMT -5 Warmonga said:

...now I feel bad.

*Points at her, her arm shaking too much to point straight* Y... y... y... you d... d... d... did t... t... this...!

Here. *Hands a mug of hot chocolate.*

[LS]

*Raises it to her mouth, most of it spilling out because of her shaking* Y...y...your fault...!

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...l-l-look! A sunny, splashy r-rock! Let's l-lay!

You're all lazy! I can cook better than one of those robots!

[LS]

Y... y... yes...! *Slowly swims over it it*

Doubt it, actually. At least one has a digitised version of your memories when it comes to cooking. Oddly, it tried to rape me shortly after activation. I may have copied too much...

... yes, you did.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*follows Ciel*

ALEX CONSENTS!!

[LS]

O... okay... warming up now...

... ... ... uh... no one's disputing that.

She just said it tried to rape her. You raped Alex after you couldn't get your own way, after all...

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Waaarrrrm. ^_^

Gr. *hiss*

[LS]

Warm is good... warm is... ACHOO! *Sneezes* ... gwah?!

You take what you want when you want it.

*Walks by, a maids dress on over her usual outfit. A pile of laundry is in her hands*

... ah, there's one, Sally.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Aw, you're sick? You have a... a... a... CHOO!!

I'm a go-getter.

*watches the XARA walk by* You know, Tiara was as happy as I've ever seen a robot when we were all done the upgrades.

[Warmonga]

Jan 20, 2009 13:41:26 GMT -5 LS said:

Warm is good... warm is... ACHOO! *Sneezes* ... gwah?!

Here. Nanogene cloud'll help that cold.
*A small glowing mass dissipates around Ciel and Cal.*

Jan 20, 2009 13:47:13 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

*watches the XARA walk by* You know, Tiara was as happy as I've ever seen a robot when we were all done the upgrades.

No, Carrie.

[LS]

Jan 20, 2009 13:47:13 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

Aw, you're sick? You have a... a... a... CHOO!!

You too?

I'm a go-getter.

'Rapist' is a more accurate term.

*watches the XARA walk by* You know, Tiara was as happy as I've ever seen a robot when we were all done the upgrades.

But she hasn't complained about any cruelty. If I had the resources, I'd gladly make the XARA series a military based model of Xara. But I simply do not.

Jan 20, 2009 13:47:36 GMT -5 Warmonga said:

Jan 20, 2009 13:41:26 GMT -5 LS said:

Warm is good... warm is... ACHOO! *Sneezes* ... gwah?!

Here. Nanogene cloud'll help that cold.
*A small glowing mass dissipates around Ciel and Cal.*

It was your fault to begin with! Just because I appreciate gay gays!

... 'gay gays'?

I meant gay guys!

Jan 20, 2009 13:47:13 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

*watches the XARA walk by* You know, Tiara was as happy as I've ever seen a robot when we were all done the upgrades.

No, Carrie.

... ... so, you didn't know that? Well, now you do.