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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 27, 2009 22:25:47 GMT -5
Welcome to the Neko Château! All Nekos may come and stay here, free of charge, for as long as they want! The 400,000 square foot Château (equipped with an Olympic sized swimming pool) is surrounded by 50 acres of rolling fields, lush trees, streams, ponds, and borders Neko Lake. The lake features one mile of beach, has a large central mass for water sports, and several inlets and shallows for snorkling and fishing. We also have a five-star restaurant, headed by the world's only vampire Chef, Lily-Ann, specializing in Italian cuisine and seafood. There are large koi in the ponds. Nekos, please refrain from eating the koi. They're all bones anyway. Two of our most recent additions is the Mermaid Cabin - a shelter built over the surface of the water on beams built into the lake floor, with mesh siding and a screen door under the water, and an attached dock and door for visitors of the nonmermaid variety. Seats are built in the water, and the cabin is outfitted with a tv and various other electronics and appliances. All mermaids are welcome to come and make use of our new addition. The second addition is La Sirena, a cruise ship from the 50's that was dragged up from the ocean floor, cleaned out, and converted into a 5-star restaurant. The dining area is partially submerged, allowing the guests to mingle with our mermaids. The former crew rooms of the ship come in both partially flooded and fully flooded, and all mermaids are welcome to stay there. I guess you can also come here to ask me stuff. Ask anything. You'll infringe on forum rules before you find something I won't answer. ;D
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Post by LS on Jun 27, 2009 22:26:19 GMT -5
Whoo, new thread.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 27, 2009 22:28:40 GMT -5
Oh yes. Delightful new thread of yes.
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Post by LS on Jun 27, 2009 22:29:29 GMT -5
... in English that means...?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 27, 2009 22:33:44 GMT -5
Oh, don't act like I'M mangling the language. Don't act like I'm the language mangler between our nations.
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Post by LS on Jun 27, 2009 22:34:08 GMT -5
You are, Sally.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 27, 2009 22:38:15 GMT -5
You're telling pork pies and a bag of trout! It's you!
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Post by LS on Jun 27, 2009 22:39:46 GMT -5
That's Cockney, not English!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 27, 2009 22:42:35 GMT -5
It's still something people within your borders came up with! Our French people don't butcher English.
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Post by LS on Jun 27, 2009 22:43:42 GMT -5
Oui, ils faisent.
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Post by patrickdron on Jun 27, 2009 22:43:43 GMT -5
new thread yay
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 27, 2009 22:48:25 GMT -5
I don't speak French, I don't know what that means. Yay new thread.
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Post by LS on Jun 27, 2009 22:49:32 GMT -5
Yes, they do.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 27, 2009 22:55:33 GMT -5
They do not, because they're idiots and only speak French, in hopes that Canada will change its official language to that.
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Post by LS on Jun 27, 2009 22:56:14 GMT -5
Nope. They know some English as well.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 27, 2009 23:03:05 GMT -5
They know it, but they refuse to speak it. The ones who do are kicked out of Quebec for being actual Canadians.
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Post by LS on Jun 27, 2009 23:03:35 GMT -5
In the company of those that speak only English, they'd speak it.
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Post by patrickdron on Jun 27, 2009 23:11:55 GMT -5
I don't speak French, I don't know what that means. Yay new thread. you do at least know what oui means?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 27, 2009 23:19:44 GMT -5
No, they'd b itch that we weren't speaking French. Yes.
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Post by Dinogaby on Jun 28, 2009 0:43:43 GMT -5
omg the first page! Thread virginity!
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