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Post by Muzzlehatch on Oct 5, 2009 16:22:45 GMT -5
In a High Union, the Mrigi or doe woman must lie in such a way that her yoni is distended and enlarged; while during a Low Union, the Elephant woman should place herself in a position that will contract her huge cavity. But in an equal union they should lie in a natural position.
Classic!
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Post by manofevil on Oct 6, 2009 3:05:13 GMT -5
C'mon bit-h, you know you want it! You're gonna love what I got for ya!
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Post by manofevil on Oct 6, 2009 3:45:35 GMT -5
AUTOBOTS! TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!!!!
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Post by manofevil on Oct 8, 2009 2:19:05 GMT -5
Bob, wancha ta go down to the Globe. Follow that reporter Knox, Take your camera. See what he knows about this...Batman. And Bob... remember you...are my number one... guy.
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Post by manofevil on Oct 8, 2009 17:15:57 GMT -5
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Post by manofevil on Oct 8, 2009 17:42:54 GMT -5
See? See? We've led you out. Hurry hobbitses, Hurry. Very lucky we find you. Nice hobbit.
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Post by manofevil on Oct 9, 2009 2:18:40 GMT -5
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Post by manofevil on Oct 9, 2009 2:42:32 GMT -5
E:I can't find my panties. T: I think I ate them.
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Post by manofevil on Oct 9, 2009 22:02:21 GMT -5
WHO won the nobel peace prize?
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Post by manofevil on Oct 11, 2009 0:29:06 GMT -5
No, I'm sorry, I don't think this position works unless we switch places, Jane.
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Post by manofevil on Oct 11, 2009 0:36:09 GMT -5
Why are you looking at me that way? TARZAN! WHY ARE LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY?! What are you all looking at? Have you seen how well hung this guy is?
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Post by manofevil on Oct 11, 2009 1:01:06 GMT -5
All right, Jungle Man, I want you to lift my skirt and shove it RIGHT INTO ME!!! YES!! just like that! YES!! YES!!! YEEEEEEESSSS!!!
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Post by manofevil on Oct 11, 2009 1:18:35 GMT -5
Yes master. Please let me kiss it. Let me taste it. Please give your unworthy slave this duty. Shlurppp
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Post by manofevil on Oct 11, 2009 1:54:27 GMT -5
Jane: {thinking} Oh, I love when he slides his hand in there. I just LOVE it!
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Post by manofevil on Oct 11, 2009 1:56:11 GMT -5
Boy, there were a lot of awkward Tarzan pics, weren't there?
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Post by manofevil on Oct 13, 2009 2:54:54 GMT -5
E: 'scuse me guys. I gotta hit the head. A: gaspE: AAAH! A:......... A: What's that thing that hangs from between his legs. It's huge but it doesn't look like his other two legs. S:I don't think your old enough to learn about that, just yet. A: It fascinates me. It makes me hungry and thirsty at the same time. My mouth is watering and I have A strange feeling below my belly. What's that? S: >gulp<
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Post by manofevil on Oct 13, 2009 4:39:00 GMT -5
Yeah, it's this big. Wanna see it? ..........
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Post by manofevil on Oct 15, 2009 0:57:56 GMT -5
oooooo Aladdin! oooooooo I love it when you touch me there! OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Post by manofevil on Oct 15, 2009 2:01:32 GMT -5
I don't know if this one is necessarily funny, but I read it in A book someplace and I just couldn't miss the parallel I assure you, gentlemen, my techniques can bring the most insolent wench to heel. Observe... This is Jasmine. She was once the rudest, most despicable, young brat ever to be brought to me. The things she said to me that day and over the course of her training I will not repeat in polite company. Now, however... Jasmine? P-P-Please... M-M-Master.. Please let this slave lick you all over. This slaves tongue aches for your godly flesh. PPPPlease > sob< PLE-HE-HE-HE-HEEEEEEESE!!! Impressive. How much did you want for her again?
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Post by manofevil on Oct 15, 2009 22:15:54 GMT -5
Look. I respect you two kids having A healthy sexual relationship, but if your gonna move the earth, can you at least warn us first so we can move out from UNDER the chandelier?
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