My first impulse is that Ron is Noah since he's jewish and Kim is his wife who constantly gets everyone out of trouble while Noah gets all the credit, but if you want to keep the teens as animals, you might cast Ron's parents as Noah & wife. I'm stumped on the rest but I think the monkeys would bear a striking resemblance to Monkey Fist.
Manofevil: Author of the Kimmunist Manifesto, writer, statesman, and founder of modern Kimmunism.
Do us a favor luv, Stick yer 'ead in a bucket and kick it.
So, gentlemen, that's how it is. Until Grissome... resurfaces, (heh) I'm the acting president, and I say starting with this... anniversary festival, we run this city into the ground. ;D