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Post by ShadigoIzayoi on Feb 21, 2010 9:23:58 GMT -5
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Post by eddybob15 on Mar 3, 2010 20:38:56 GMT -5
Okay, I think this has gone long enough. Can we please have the board back to its original proportions, Serge?
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Post by Captain Serge Stiles on Mar 5, 2010 22:17:15 GMT -5
... It's been back to normal for a while.
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Post by eddybob15 on Mar 5, 2010 22:23:25 GMT -5
... It's been back to normal for a while. Feels smaller to me.
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Post by ShadigoIzayoi on Mar 6, 2010 7:46:42 GMT -5
Looks fine ta me...
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Post by elvisjj on Mar 6, 2010 19:11:13 GMT -5
One word....WHATEVER! As long as it's still here.
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Post by Captain Serge Stiles on Mar 8, 2010 14:08:02 GMT -5
Don't give away my next trick!
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Post by Beaglebub on Mar 10, 2010 4:34:41 GMT -5
Serge is responsible for everything! Everything. Seriously! Besides getting Kim cancelled, she also single-handedly caused these evil acts: ~ Global Warming. ~ The housing market collapse. ~ Mass extinction of the dinosaurs. ~ Sinking of The Titanic. ~ World War II. Eeeeeeeeeeuuuuuaaaaaaggggg!
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Post by manofevil on Mar 10, 2010 15:42:48 GMT -5
You left out 9/11
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Post by YFWE on Mar 10, 2010 18:32:01 GMT -5
Don't forget that Serge is like a real-life Joker.
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Post by Captain Serge Stiles on Mar 10, 2010 20:07:54 GMT -5
I also manage to cause every car crash
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Post by CJS: The Last Fender Bender on Mar 11, 2010 14:23:27 GMT -5
You must be the reason I like auto racing so much.
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Post by Nightspade on Mar 11, 2010 15:32:02 GMT -5
If it's evil, mysterious, or some grave complex conspiracy Serge has her hands all up everywhere in it. If she isn't the mastermind. There is only one conspiracy out there. It's the conspiracy to create every single conspiracy in the history of forever as a smokescreen for the true conspiracy. And Serge is the one behind that. All those animals in animal shelters you see on TV that desperately need loving, caring homes? Serge is the reason they're in the shelter and why they're injured. Serge authored the Torah, the Bible, and the Koran. And then founded modern religious extremism. Serge pulled the trigger during every successful assassination attempt ever. Even the ones that didn't involve guns at all. Serge is that darn good. Toyato cars don't malfunction. Serge sabotages them. Serge borrowed 54.88 Trillion dollars from every bank in the world, single handedly causing the recession. She used the money to buy oil. That she dumped in the ocean.
One time, when she was but a child, a friend had slighted her. Mildly put off, Serge went and made peace with the friend six weeks before the friend's seventh birthday. At the party that Serge was invited to, Serge gave her friend a puppy as a present and strengthen their bond. Two weeks later, the friend's family let the puppy out and it went missing. For a week they searched and searched for the dog, Serge's friend reduced to tears the whole time with Serge their to lend her support. Then the mangled body of the pup was found in a shoe box, wrapped in birthday themed gift wrap, on the family's doorstep. Serge MURDERED THE PUPPY, HID IT'S BODY FOR A WEEK, AND RETURNED IT IN A GIFT WRAPPED BOX!
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Post by Zephyr on Mar 25, 2010 21:16:59 GMT -5
I also manage to cause every car crash You do?
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Post by Captain Serge Stiles on Mar 26, 2010 2:19:57 GMT -5
I also manage to cause every car crash You do? I have a car crash fetish.
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Post by manofevil on Mar 26, 2010 2:23:30 GMT -5
Oh you're just mad about what the KP writers did to Monkey Feces-er Monkey Face- um Monkey FIST!!
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Post by NewSkool101 on Mar 26, 2010 9:44:00 GMT -5
I have a car crash fetish. They called you Mrs. Glass?
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Post by Captain Serge Stiles on Mar 26, 2010 10:45:10 GMT -5
I have a car crash fetish. They called you Mrs. Glass? That is a stretch connection as I'm not looking for anyone in particular, but sure, I dig it.
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Post by Zephyr on Mar 27, 2010 12:31:51 GMT -5
They called you Mrs. Glass? ...I'm not looking for anyone in particular... ...except sexy mens.
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Post by Captain Serge Stiles on Mar 27, 2010 14:14:05 GMT -5
...I'm not looking for anyone in particular... ...except sexy mens. Well, yes, but not with car crashes.
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