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Post by LS on May 26, 2015 16:24:33 GMT -5
*Indifferent shrug, her nose bleeding* Feel better, comrade?
*The roof continues to descend, a few inches above Illeana. The floor deforms further, vague shapes forming in it*
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on May 26, 2015 16:31:13 GMT -5
Somewhat! ...so anyway, this game is lame. Look around, camera, there is no escape.
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Post by LS on May 26, 2015 16:37:19 GMT -5
Pfft, it wouldn't be a good show if I made it impossible for the good guys to win. The three of you just aren't leveraging your assets properly! Not that it matters much at this stage, I guess, you've probably wasted too much time to put it into action. Oh well, I guess some other heroes will have to stumble across the bombs...
*The roof slowly descends, mere millimetres above Illeana's ears*
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on May 26, 2015 16:44:31 GMT -5
They're metal! There is no way for them to escape! You just suck at this.
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Post by LS on May 26, 2015 16:53:26 GMT -5
Gee, if only they had a non-metal ally to help aim and manually activate their parts. And some sort of way of stalling the ticking clock of the descending roof. And some sort of way to reboot their disabled parts, even temporarily, before overrides kicked in. And some sort of high energy plasma weapon that could, in a pinch, cut through thick metal to get at and sever power cables. But all that would require carefully planning(!) *Disapproving stare* You sure you're not the one that sucks at this? *Shoves her hand off, dropping to the floor. Idly sits on it, crossing her legs. The roof starts to push down on Illeana*
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on May 26, 2015 16:57:06 GMT -5
No. I'm not helping your ratings. I'd rather have Carrie revive us. I'm not enabling you.
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Post by LS on May 26, 2015 17:04:27 GMT -5
*Shrugs* Hey, it's your funeral. Except, you know, you can't really resurrect a robot. You have to build a whole new body and hope that you made some sort of way of retrieving their consciousness. But, you know, if you want to commit suicide because I've beaten you for all our viewers to see... ah well, I'm sure only a few hundred people at most will be affected by phase two, nothing for you to worry about and try to stop... so, hey, tell me, how do Valkyries handle dishonourable cowards who refuse to fight a noble battle, hmm? *Beaming headtilt, the roof forcing Illeana onto her knees*
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on May 26, 2015 17:09:53 GMT -5
If I play your stupid game, you'll just do it again. I'm not giving you ratings, I'm not giving you motive. Carrie will find a way. Or say she doesn't. Go ahead, take out two heroes, give the real villains better odds of harming people because you want to play bad girl for advertising revenue. You're pathetic. *sits*
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Post by patrickdron on May 26, 2015 17:14:03 GMT -5
If I play your stupid game, you'll just do it again. I'm not giving you ratings, I'm not giving you motive. Carrie will find a way. Or say she doesn't. Go ahead, take out two heroes, give the real villains better odds of harming people because you want to play bad girl for advertising revenue. You're pathetic. *sits* Illeana certainly has a way with words.
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Post by LS on May 26, 2015 17:20:48 GMT -5
*Blinks* Wait, wait, wait, hold on a second. Do... do you think I'm pretending here? Oh no, honey, let me make this very clear. I'm not "pretending" to be the bad girl. I am a villain. Sure, I like a lot of you heroes. You've got some fun power sets, and it's great to watch your battles, but, let's face it, if a few of you die... *Shrugs* Eh. If you don't "play my stupid game", then that just means you've given up because you're a pathetic little child that can't even handle a villain that's giving you every chance to succeed because she believes in fair play, and in giving the people what they want to see. You three die, that doesn't bother me. It just means a bunch of innocents are going to die because some vainglorious little schmuck coasting off a single past glory thought she could try to play the "you don't reaaaaaallly want to do this" card. *Smirk* So go on, gamble with poor Sierra and Anna's existences. Gamble with a group of innocents you can't possibly help. Hell gamble with me, right here in front of you. Dying's no skin off of my nose. Just remember, all you're doing is proving what a failure you are. *Dark chuckle, the roof descending. Turns to the camera, beaming* Well, folks, looks like this little adventure's coming to a close, but don't worry, your hostess'll be back in time for next episode!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on May 26, 2015 17:27:12 GMT -5
*the roof is suddenly blown right up and out of the building, crashing somewhere far away*
*holding Anna's hand, missile launcher extended* Alright then, if you want to be a big time villain about it, so be it. Valentina, see how many of her family members you have to kill before she lets up. Start with her pets....well, that escalated quickly.
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Post by LS on May 26, 2015 17:32:33 GMT -5
*Unfazed, looking up at it* You know how expensive a roof like that is? What is it with you people and trying to sequence break, anyway?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on May 26, 2015 17:39:30 GMT -5
You think this is a fucking game dot jaypeg. *extends Anna's plasma blades and starts hacking through the metal and at the cables* This is your last game, bitch.Illeana mad.
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Post by LS on May 26, 2015 17:47:55 GMT -5
*Impish grin* Well, well. There's that Kocanski fighting spirit your daughter's known for.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on May 26, 2015 17:52:22 GMT -5
*slices through various cables* *dark laugh* You idiot, you think this is Miya's playful pummeling? Your threat put you a notch above. Sorry, you're off our playful defeat list. Before this day is done, you will be dead.
*their bodies relax as they are freed from the floor*
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Post by patrickdron on May 26, 2015 17:53:27 GMT -5
*Impish grin* Well, well. There's that Kocanski fighting spirit your daughter's known for. this can only end well.
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Post by LS on May 26, 2015 17:57:21 GMT -5
*Impish grin* Ooh, oh noooooo, I'm quaking in my miniskirt(!) Am I supposed to take this seriously? You're not that type of hero, and I'm not the sort of person that can just up and be killed like that.
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Post by patrickdron on May 26, 2015 18:01:03 GMT -5
much like this song, many genres of porn mentioned in the song exist amazingly.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on May 26, 2015 18:01:30 GMT -5
Clearly you don't follow the exploits of the Blue Bomber. Don't worry, you'll soon become very familiar with her tactics. Now, to the bombs.
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Post by LS on May 26, 2015 18:10:49 GMT -5
*Impish grin* Oh, don't worry, I'm well aware of Val. I considered her for the show, actually, but, you know, she's not the most kid friendly. But, you know, continue to brutishly thunder about the place, trying to find the bombs. Maybe your team members will contribute at some point too!
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