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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on May 27, 2015 13:22:38 GMT -5
Hey, she's right, you'll keep doing this if we keep giving you what you want. *approaches*
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Post by LS on May 27, 2015 13:57:31 GMT -5
And I'll keep doing it if you don't, and more people will die, and eventually, if enough heroes pointlessly resist like you do, I'll cut out the middleman and skip straight to the action, because your stupidity induced pridefulness will make just murdering a bunch of people the more entertaining course of action! Is that what you want, me just massacring a bunch of people? Oh, I suppose you do, because then you can all just climb up on the mountain of the dead and give a big speech to all their families about how the important thing is that you didn't give in(!) Now, I'm being perfectly fair here, I've given you all everything you need to deal with the situation, but if you want to take your ball and go home, then go right ahead! I'll even mail off the letters of condolences to the deceased's family! Otherwise, go out there and be the damn heroes I know you can be!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on May 27, 2015 14:21:12 GMT -5
*groans* Alright, fine, taunt us until you give us the location of the invisible bombs, let's get this over with. Oh, you're so smart, we're so stupid, we'd never win. Oh no. Excitement, ratings, woooo(!)
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Post by LS on May 27, 2015 14:30:48 GMT -5
If you'd been paying attention, you'd've seen that I already have!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on May 27, 2015 14:33:48 GMT -5
No you didn't! You're just saying you did to make us seem stupid! That's all you ever do, and we've played along because we thought you were just doing this for excitement! Now that you've threatened to follow through, the second this is done, we're handing you to Val and Lilith!
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Post by LS on May 27, 2015 14:47:07 GMT -5
I'm doing no such thing! Every time I do this, I have it carefully planned out so that the locations are made visible the longer the trap goes on! Just pay attention to your surroundings! And besides, I don't need to meet Lillith yet, she's already on the schedule.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on May 27, 2015 14:50:40 GMT -5
Oh, you're now first on Lilith's schedule. She's going to do a number on you. *places a claw near Penny's eye* Maybe she'll have you dig a key out of there...
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Post by LS on May 27, 2015 14:58:25 GMT -5
*Dismissive wave* Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on May 27, 2015 15:04:13 GMT -5
*brings the claw closer* Where are the bombs?
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Post by LS on May 27, 2015 15:08:54 GMT -5
Use your eyes! Look around the room! Pay attention to your surroundings!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on May 27, 2015 15:14:11 GMT -5
I know they're in those bulges in the floor. I want you to say it. Say it, or you'll need to learn braille.
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Post by LS on May 27, 2015 15:20:20 GMT -5
... wait. Wait a minute. Wait. Hold on. You... *Exasperated facepalm* you're smarter than that, Illeana! The bombs aren't in the room! *The camera cuts to an aerial view, the deformed floor in the vague shape of a world map. Three large circles are cut into it, one in Russia, one in Egypt and one in the UK* Examine! Your! Surroundings! Don't! Be! An idiot!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on May 27, 2015 15:23:30 GMT -5
See?! And how do you propose we get there if you're restricting Carrie and Lilith from getting involved, like last time, huh?! What do you want, an admission of defeat? You put a bomb in Russia and we couldn't swim there in time, oh, you outsmarted us, so smart on you? Fine! You must be so proud!
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Post by LS on May 27, 2015 15:35:27 GMT -5
Oh look, you finally learned how to read a map, good for you! Even without Carrie and Lillith, you have shared assets with MCL! You have a supersonic jet! Anna can personally fly! And I've never blocked you people from using what assets you can! Just because I knock someone's weapons offline for the escape doesn't mean I disable every person on the planet's powers! Clearly, I gave your team too much credit, I assumed you would have a braincell between you, but I obviously expected too much from a woman who gets hit in the head for a living and her two paperweights!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on May 27, 2015 15:39:31 GMT -5
*plunges the claw into Penny's eye* Fine, let's see if you can spend the trip talking your way out of us giving you to Lilith. *begins to drag her out*...ow.
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Post by LS on May 27, 2015 15:45:24 GMT -5
*Rolls her eye* Well this episode's ruined my faith in this team being able to handle any crime.
*The camera cuts away to a grass hill, a large manor on the top of a hill*
*Sitting in front of it, her eye fine* You know, if ad revenue was any concern, this would be the perfect time to start generating one! But, as it is, you get to enjoy waiting for them to arrive with me, audience!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on May 27, 2015 15:51:31 GMT -5
*the camera feed flickers*
*opens the door behind her, emerging with a dart gun*...
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Post by LS on May 27, 2015 15:55:08 GMT -5
*Her back turned to her. Annoyed* Hatchepsut, are you really that impatient to be on the show?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on May 27, 2015 15:56:17 GMT -5
Show's over. *shoots her*
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Post by LS on May 27, 2015 16:02:50 GMT -5
*The dart hits her in the shoulder. Annoyed sigh* What do you people have against our lovely host?
*Walks out of the manor, carrying a shotgun* Who are you people, and what are you doing on my property?
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