The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Fine, I'll just kill you, then.

I absolutely do not. I am a professional.

[LS]

You can fail at attempting to, at least.

I don't believe you.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I've bested better than you!

...Ms. Harley! Do I bully you?

[LS]

*Irritated sigh* No, pest, you have not.

... she's probably wearing headphones, you realise.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Follow me on a villain bust, then!

...just like in class. I'll get her. *begins climbing*

[LS]

I have no desire to do so.

... she's probably going to complain about you interrupting her.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Afraid you'll be proven wrong?

*climbing* She can't take a five minute break from Overwatch?

All your anime choices are terrible.

[patrickdron]

Sept 16, 2017 10:16:36 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

Afraid you'll be proven wrong?

*climbing* She can't take a five minute break from Overwatch?

All your anime choices are terrible.

LS has unique taste. and then there's you.

[LS]

I know I would be proven right.

It's an online game. She can't pause it.


Pfft, you wish you had Mineta's swag.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Then come. *loose coil* Come with me.

I can wait for a match to end. *climbs to the top*

...not really.

[LS]

No. I have things you have devoted your time to interrupting. I will not be assisting you in impeding me.

*Sitting on a couch, controller in hand, a match of Overwatch on the TV in front of her* Someone wanna get this friggin' Genji off my ass, or do you just wanna bitch about the lack of healing without doing shit about it?

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...technically, if you come, that's all you. I'm not "assisting".

*sighs and walks up behind her*

[LS]

You would not be "impeding", you would be the direct cause.

Yep, good job, Doomfist, charge ahead and suicide.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

But it would be your choice.

*leans in* Macduff didn't get to Macbeth's castle by storming it in the open.

[LS]

Fallacious. I would never choose to do so.

*Surprised squawk* What are you doing here?!

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I'm giving you the opportunity to now.

...watching the purple girl kill you.

[LS]

And it's not going to happen.

It's a Sombra! She couldn't kill a corpse!

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...pussy.

...

...regardless. LS seems to think I bully you.

[LS]

*Half-lidded stare*

Good for him! Now butt out, I'm busy!

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*bops and slithers off*

DO you feel that I bully... who's the one who said 'cheers, love'? She sounds cute. ^_^

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