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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Mar 11, 2020 23:06:21 GMT -5
...*bearhugs her* If you eat me, you eat her too.  |
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Post by LS on Mar 12, 2020 3:48:37 GMT -5
Gyarados: Ararados? Ragya ra.  Pretty easily, yeah. Not that strong a grip. |
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Mar 12, 2020 10:03:38 GMT -5
Don't make me use a wrestling hold! I'm pretty sure an ankle lock would hurt you a lot. |
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Post by LS on Mar 12, 2020 10:44:17 GMT -5
You realise our tails are more flexible than your ankles, which, incidentally, we don't actually have.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Mar 12, 2020 11:40:01 GMT -5
Foot, fin, close enough. |
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Post by LS on Mar 12, 2020 13:13:29 GMT -5
No, they aren't. The range of motion's very different.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Mar 12, 2020 13:57:42 GMT -5
Your fin doesn't move like a propeller, so the ankle lock would still work. |
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Post by LS on Mar 12, 2020 17:49:44 GMT -5
Much less effectively. Especially when you realise I am not a squishy human with two weak legs. I am a powerful mer with a single, far superior, tail.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Mar 12, 2020 19:47:01 GMT -5
My two arms will subdue your one tail! Subdue! |
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Post by LS on Mar 12, 2020 21:36:58 GMT -5
Your two arms couldn't subdue an ordinary trout, never mind a mer. And especially never mind a mer who actually exercises.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Mar 13, 2020 9:23:30 GMT -5
So when humans go fishing, you think the fish wins the fight? |
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Post by LS on Mar 13, 2020 10:32:44 GMT -5
Not when most humans do it. You, on the other hand...
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Mar 13, 2020 10:42:45 GMT -5
I CAN CATCH FISH. |
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Post by LS on Mar 13, 2020 18:44:01 GMT -5
Getting them from a supermarket doesn't count.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Mar 13, 2020 19:41:45 GMT -5
MY TOOLS ARE A ROD, LINE, HOOK, BAIT, REEL, WEIGHTS, TACKLE BOX... THIS IS ACTUALLY MORE ITEMS THAN I EXPECTED TO LIST, WHICH KIND OF TAKES AWAY FROM THE SIMPLICITY OF THE TASK, BUT I'VE MASTERED IT. |
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Post by LS on Mar 13, 2020 20:46:57 GMT -5
Oh, I didn't realise. When where you in the hospital, exactly?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Mar 13, 2020 23:27:36 GMT -5
...when I was born! |
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Post by LS on Mar 14, 2020 9:20:54 GMT -5
Oh man, and you've had to carry all those crutches around with you all this time?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Mar 14, 2020 12:31:46 GMT -5
...A FISHING ROD IS NOT A MEDICAL DEVICE. |
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Post by LS on Mar 14, 2020 13:09:21 GMT -5
I know, right? And yet you're so terrible at fishing you can't do it without all those crutches. How sad.
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