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Post by LS on Sept 24, 2020 17:37:30 GMT -5
Twitter nothing. Any of your news sources agree. Your world's coming crashing down. Soon, the rise of the mers shall come.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 24, 2020 17:53:41 GMT -5
And how will you live on land? Your plan is dumber than those aliens in Signs who react to fresh water as if it were videogame acid, and so they invade a planet where fresh water falls from the sky.
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Post by LS on Sept 24, 2020 17:56:05 GMT -5
Ah, that's for the human slaves to sort out. Don't worry, I'm sure we'll find a place for you in the salt mines.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 24, 2020 20:04:42 GMT -5
...WHY WOULD YOU NEED HELP ACQUIRING SALT?!
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Post by LS on Sept 24, 2020 20:08:51 GMT -5
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 24, 2020 20:59:30 GMT -5
I hope Cthulhu comes for you first.
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Post by LS on Sept 24, 2020 21:21:46 GMT -5
You mad, bro?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 24, 2020 22:45:01 GMT -5
If I was, I'd go full Mario 64 on you, grab you by the tail, spin, and throw you into a water mine.
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Post by LS on Sept 25, 2020 9:04:36 GMT -5
That would need you to be able to lift me, which you can't, sooooo...
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 25, 2020 15:50:16 GMT -5
You underestimate my power. AND I have the high ground.
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Post by patrickdron on Sept 25, 2020 16:47:26 GMT -5
You underestimate my power. AND I have the high ground. what power? you have none silly man.
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Post by LS on Sept 25, 2020 18:17:33 GMT -5
Oh wow, so you're playing the role of two guys who fail miserably at everything they want to achieve.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 25, 2020 21:56:44 GMT -5
Obi Wan beat a superdroid with four arms whose lightsaber style was Lawnmower. That's impressive.
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Post by LS on Sept 26, 2020 10:17:09 GMT -5
Ah, you mean that time the man with magic psychic powers beat a crippled robot with asthma. What a hero(!)
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 26, 2020 13:15:22 GMT -5
First of all, the Force is not magic. Second, Grievous shot first.
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Post by LS on Sept 26, 2020 13:26:46 GMT -5
The force is magic nonsense. And just because the crippled one started it doesn't mean beating them is an accomplishment.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 26, 2020 16:45:49 GMT -5
Even the Predators, a species who value honor, will attack a cripple if he starts the fight with lethal force. Remember, Aliens vs. Predator, the Predator didn't kill the old guy with heart issues until he turned a flamethrower on it. Also, the Force is basically psionic energy, not magic. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.
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Post by LS on Sept 26, 2020 17:53:46 GMT -5
Yeah, but Predators also think autism is a literal f ucking superpower so, you know, not the best sources to rely on. ... no idea what you're on about. But you're kinda working with my point here. The predator didn't target the cripple until he had to, because there's no big achievement for killing them. And the force is just psychic magic bullshit. A rose written by any hack writer is still a rose.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 26, 2020 19:25:17 GMT -5
They can only see the color red without a helmet, don't expect much from them. The term 'magic' implies forceful energy without logical explanation. The Force is defined as a field of energy touching all things, which could be described as universal background radiation. The ability to harness and control it would simply be a brain mutation. Quantifiable, therefore not magic. Dumb mer.
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Post by LS on Sept 26, 2020 20:24:26 GMT -5
It is exactly as quantifiable as magic. "The ability to harness and control" magic is just a simple spiritual mutation. Quantifiable, therefore like the Force, apparently.
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