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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Oct 1, 2020 14:03:02 GMT -5
Wanna work out by swimming after and punishing this insolent mermaid?
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Post by LS on Oct 1, 2020 15:25:56 GMT -5
I think you mean "this victorious mermaid". *Jogging on the spot* ... that's not really how exercising properly works. Different types work different muscle groups, so they're not interchangeable.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Oct 1, 2020 18:36:03 GMT -5
Swimming targets nearly all major muscle groups, actually. You'd serve yourself best, and me, and the public trust, by chasing down this vile sea monster and bringing it to justice.
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Post by LS on Oct 1, 2020 19:04:45 GMT -5
*Stopping, taking a swig of her bottle* That's... kinda what the problem is. I'm already doing exercises targeting groups. Doing the whole body after that's a good way to mess something up, you know? I feel like you're resorting to ethnic slurs at this point.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Oct 1, 2020 20:06:15 GMT -5
I see you're running. You can do swimming styles that target the legs, in the process of bringing the Kraken here to justice.
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Post by LS on Oct 1, 2020 20:20:38 GMT -5
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Oct 1, 2020 21:32:45 GMT -5
At that point, you can switch to breast strokes, or whatever. Swimming is very versatile. And you, I shall not listen to the siren's song.
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Post by LS on Oct 2, 2020 8:25:57 GMT -5
There's also the obvious point, that you're clearly both just playing around. I mean, he is starting to hurt my feelings.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Oct 2, 2020 11:14:45 GMT -5
I dunno, the leviathan claims she's hurt right now.
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Post by LS on Oct 2, 2020 12:25:01 GMT -5
Ah yes, a huge sea beast. How flattering, you shaved bigfoot. ... you get that that'd mean I take action against you not her, right?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Oct 2, 2020 15:10:45 GMT -5
Maw-Ray here is still the one who stole my shoe, though. Theft is a bigger crime than words.
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Post by LS on Oct 2, 2020 17:53:43 GMT -5
Not really, these days we take hate crimes very seriously. Yeah, hatemonger.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Oct 2, 2020 18:46:30 GMT -5
Well then, I countersue by claiming her taking my shoe is a hate crime against footies.
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Post by LS on Oct 3, 2020 11:16:39 GMT -5
*Sighs, rubbing the bridge of her nose* That isn't how the criminal justice system works. You should know, you're apparently an expert on racism.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Oct 3, 2020 13:11:05 GMT -5
She mocks my swimming ability and my inability to speak underwater! She's sooooo mean.
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Post by LS on Oct 3, 2020 20:16:05 GMT -5
While you're literally comparing me to monsters from human lore. This really seems like something you two need to work out on your own.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Oct 3, 2020 22:57:26 GMT -5
Can I file a civil suit, demanding she apologize?
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Post by LS on Oct 4, 2020 12:41:58 GMT -5
I mean, it's a free country, so if you want to throw away your money... I like this cop, she gets you.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Oct 4, 2020 14:25:42 GMT -5
As Neko King, I use my diplomatic immunity to absolve myself of lawyer fees.
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Post by LS on Oct 4, 2020 14:38:58 GMT -5
*Deep sigh* She really, really gets you.
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