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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 1, 2020 12:15:55 GMT -5
*gets on his stomach, propping his head up, staring at her* Better than what you've done.
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Post by LS on Nov 1, 2020 14:27:00 GMT -5
Yeah? Come down with me to the Mariana Trench and say that again.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 1, 2020 16:35:36 GMT -5
Funny thing is, we have vehicles that can take us down there. Meet me atop Everest and see what happens.
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Post by LS on Nov 1, 2020 18:19:50 GMT -5
Funny thing is, we have vehicles that can take us up there. Funny thing about tanks of water. They don't care how shallow the air is.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 1, 2020 20:45:50 GMT -5
Funny thing about tanks of water. They care how cold the air is.
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Post by LS on Nov 1, 2020 21:13:24 GMT -5
Man, sure is a shame no one's ever come up with a way of heating water up.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 1, 2020 21:53:37 GMT -5
Humans have. *scoots closer to the shore* But have mers?
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Post by LS on Nov 2, 2020 14:19:10 GMT -5
Of course we have, you oik. We had metallurgy while you baboons were whacking sticks together, trying to discover rocks.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 2, 2020 16:44:48 GMT -5
We've landed on the moon. You haven't even landed on the Emerald Isle.
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Post by LS on Nov 2, 2020 18:20:20 GMT -5
Shows what you know. We'll just ignore the lunar mercolonies, then? ... you're absolutely just f ucking with him at this stage.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 3, 2020 0:51:30 GMT -5
*DIVES ONTO HER* YOU. DO. NOT. HAVE. THOSE!!
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Post by LS on Nov 3, 2020 10:39:57 GMT -5
*Floating back away from him as he jumps* Well of course we do. Why do you think they found water on it?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 3, 2020 12:02:01 GMT -5
FRESH water! So you are not involved!
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Post by LS on Nov 3, 2020 14:05:13 GMT -5
What, you think we'd pipe out our salt water? We're using that. Not the useless fresh water, though. That we're happily dumping.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 3, 2020 14:35:20 GMT -5
I don't know how you sit, but I do know that you LIE.
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Post by LS on Nov 3, 2020 19:54:01 GMT -5
What? Me? Lie? That's impossible, I physically cannot sit on a throne of lies. But... *Shocked gasp, pointing accusingly at him* you can!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 3, 2020 21:05:56 GMT -5
Yes, but I'm not sitting on you!
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Post by LS on Nov 4, 2020 0:36:10 GMT -5
Well shit, given who you are, I guess you are currently sitting on me.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 4, 2020 12:54:47 GMT -5
...I'm calling you a throne of lies. That's the joke.
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Post by LS on Nov 4, 2020 14:39:16 GMT -5
Yes, while I'm pointing out you're such a liar, even statements that are demonstrably false must be true when you say them. Zat's ze joke.
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