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Post by LS on Nov 15, 2020 18:30:49 GMT -5
Or, you could do neither and not assault a poor, defenseless mermaid who will totally savage you if you try it.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 15, 2020 19:12:41 GMT -5
Wanna know how much I fear you? Huh? Wanna know my level of fear? *pats her tail*
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Post by LS on Nov 16, 2020 8:40:47 GMT -5
Oh wow, back to the sexual harassment already, huh?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 16, 2020 11:32:37 GMT -5
*pat pat* ...so petting a cat is sexually harassing it?
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Post by LS on Nov 16, 2020 14:21:01 GMT -5
If you're focusing all of your attention on it's ass and ignoring it's dislike of it, certainly.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 16, 2020 17:34:42 GMT -5
*pat pat* You don't pet a cat's back half. They claw.
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Post by LS on Nov 16, 2020 21:10:51 GMT -5
And yet that's basically what you're doing right now. Shall I claw you?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 16, 2020 21:51:16 GMT -5
*pat pat* Not my fault your tail is your entire back half. Also, you have no claws, mer.
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Post by LS on Nov 17, 2020 11:17:10 GMT -5
As the saying goes, necessity breeds innovation.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 17, 2020 13:51:10 GMT -5
*pat pat* ...why are you talking about breeding? I feel sexually harassed.
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Post by LS on Nov 17, 2020 15:55:30 GMT -5
... you're incorrigible.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 17, 2020 18:35:59 GMT -5
*pat pat* How will I teach our son to throw a ball, as is the 1950's stereotype of fatherhood? Baseball cannot physically be played underwater.
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Post by LS on Nov 17, 2020 18:51:41 GMT -5
Not with your scrawny human arms it can't.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 17, 2020 19:00:17 GMT -5
You know what? Throw a ball as far underwater a I can in open air, and I'll give you a son.
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Post by patrickdron on Nov 17, 2020 19:27:11 GMT -5
You know what? Throw a ball as far underwater a I can in open air, and I'll give you a son. you won't do that and besides Gaby wouldn't approve of that
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Post by LS on Nov 17, 2020 21:47:33 GMT -5
Given I actually work out, I'm fairly confident I can pull it off.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 17, 2020 21:58:01 GMT -5
Liar. You are unworthy of my glorious seed.
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Post by LS on Nov 18, 2020 11:16:52 GMT -5
It's all about form and technique, and I have them both.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 18, 2020 16:03:20 GMT -5
Oh really? Prove it. Jump through some hoops.
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Post by LS on Nov 18, 2020 20:01:22 GMT -5
I am not Shamu.
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