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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 1, 2020 13:57:44 GMT -5
I mean, YOU'RE basically mythical.
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Post by LS on Dec 1, 2020 14:03:50 GMT -5
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 1, 2020 17:41:17 GMT -5
Listen here, Voluptuous Bounce Bounce. I was referring only to your species, not your cantaloupey chest-Pokeballs. ...dear god.
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Post by LS on Dec 1, 2020 18:49:26 GMT -5
I'm basically the closest thing to Helen of Troy you have these days. But you're, once again, talking from your biased squishy human viewpoint.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 1, 2020 22:00:28 GMT -5
The only reason a thousand ships would set sail for you would be to trophy hunt you!
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Post by LS on Dec 2, 2020 9:24:18 GMT -5
I mean, I suppose I would make an excellent trophy wife...
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 2, 2020 12:04:15 GMT -5
You'd be mounted on the wall beside the five foot Canadian muskie and the five hundred pound marlin.
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Post by LS on Dec 2, 2020 13:06:46 GMT -5
Oh, is that how you prefer to do it?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 2, 2020 15:19:12 GMT -5
...the look on your face tells me that's how you like it. Perv.
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Post by LS on Dec 2, 2020 15:30:49 GMT -5
... I mean, I'm not opposed to it.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 2, 2020 15:38:50 GMT -5
Out of the water, pinned to the wall, helpless. You bondage lover!
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Post by LS on Dec 2, 2020 17:26:36 GMT -5
... mmmmm. But, there are also walls underwater, so...
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 2, 2020 17:35:10 GMT -5
...first of all, stop getting off to my luscious voice. Second of all, walls are likely way less common down there than in the world of man.
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Post by LS on Dec 2, 2020 18:22:40 GMT -5
I'm more in love with the idea you presented than with you. But you wanna get technical, they're more common. You've got a lot of wasted space devoted to all that air you breathe. Meanwhile, we have all these natural walls where water reaches land. Plus, the whole "six degrees of freedom" thing means walls don't just have to be on the one plane. Angle it up and the floor's just another wall, so...
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 2, 2020 19:44:20 GMT -5
...pretty sure gravity is still a factor down there, even if you're buoyant. You always know which way is up.
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Post by patrickdron on Dec 2, 2020 19:50:58 GMT -5
...first of all, stop getting off to my luscious voice. Second of all, walls are likely way less common down there than in the world of man. pretty sure, the only female that gets herself off to your voice is your lovely wife
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Post by LS on Dec 2, 2020 20:00:20 GMT -5
It's a lot less important. ... also, what kind of ASMR nonsense are you talking about?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 2, 2020 21:41:20 GMT -5
...do I want to know what lewd things that acronym means?
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Post by LS on Dec 3, 2020 9:08:53 GMT -5
It's that sound thing, where people get turned on by whispers and so on.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Dec 3, 2020 19:46:36 GMT -5
...that actually works quite well with my love of onryo... s-stop trying to seduce me, siren of the seven seas!
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