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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 10, 2021 17:45:46 GMT -5
Only because I let you crawl back.
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Post by LS on Jan 10, 2021 20:32:13 GMT -5
Missing that whole "giant mass of weaponisable muscle", huh?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 10, 2021 20:39:58 GMT -5
You are not a snake. If I stand by your head, you can't hurt me.
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Post by LS on Jan 10, 2021 20:45:14 GMT -5
You're really underestimating my agility and overestimating yours.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 10, 2021 23:03:28 GMT -5
You underestimate my lovableness and how you'd never want to hurt me, deep down.
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Post by LS on Jan 11, 2021 8:55:17 GMT -5
Considering the scenario you're describing is "I attempt to suffocate you", I'd feel no compunction over whacking you upside the head.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 11, 2021 10:14:11 GMT -5
I still do not believe that's how your biology works.
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Post by LS on Jan 11, 2021 14:07:33 GMT -5
And if reality worked entirely according to your belief, no one would be anything but either a hot lesbian or dead. And yet.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 11, 2021 14:14:52 GMT -5
There'd also be no wars, because I don't care enough to fight for this dumb world.
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Post by LS on Jan 11, 2021 18:36:59 GMT -5
... really depends. Everyone would be a tsundere, so there'd probably be a lot of wars due to escalating misunderstandings of "not liking each other or anything."
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 11, 2021 20:15:43 GMT -5
...how dare you, you dere-ist.
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Post by LS on Jan 11, 2021 21:08:09 GMT -5
And romance would be dead. So many relationships wouldn't happen due to games of tsundere chicken.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 11, 2021 22:18:55 GMT -5
Nonsense. We all know tsunderes make the first move when they realize they tsunned too hard. But it's not like they WANT your love, or anything. They just feel pity. Geez! You should be thankful. Baka.
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Post by LS on Jan 11, 2021 23:33:20 GMT -5
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 12, 2021 10:27:53 GMT -5
...tailslap his head off.
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Post by LS on Jan 12, 2021 14:23:24 GMT -5
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 12, 2021 15:30:57 GMT -5
He doesn't even drink. You think he knows anything about servicing you?
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Post by LS on Jan 13, 2021 0:18:09 GMT -5
He knows the right buttons to annoy you, which is what I'm after.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 13, 2021 0:55:26 GMT -5
...you have some fascinating fetishes, fish friend.
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Post by LS on Jan 13, 2021 9:45:05 GMT -5
... not really a fetish, you realise.
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