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Post by LS on Jan 20, 2021 18:10:21 GMT -5
Man, I can really feel all that love for your fellow man.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 20, 2021 18:35:35 GMT -5
If it has too legs, fu ck it. But not literally. They haven't earned the privilege of a female-assisted orgasm.
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Post by LS on Jan 20, 2021 18:47:46 GMT -5
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 20, 2021 18:49:36 GMT -5
I was told they had comfy pockets, but apparently they're full of mucousal slime. This offends my Loony Tunes childhood.
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Post by LS on Jan 20, 2021 18:51:54 GMT -5
You're literally talking to a mermaid. Since when does a layer of mucus turn you off, and why do you somehow think that makes it less comfy? It's shock absorbing and a much better insulator.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 20, 2021 19:51:23 GMT -5
It's icky! I want fuzzy warmth! Unless of course we're talking about your minnow-chute. That can be as warm and slimy as you want.
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Post by LS on Jan 21, 2021 8:20:34 GMT -5
How close-minded of you. Also out of character, considering your penchant for molesting mertails.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 21, 2021 10:24:28 GMT -5
*gasp* Well I never.
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Post by LS on Jan 21, 2021 12:56:19 GMT -5
You frequently.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 21, 2021 14:07:11 GMT -5
*idly walks towards her* I would never aggressively pet your tail.
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Post by patrickdron on Jan 21, 2021 14:10:04 GMT -5
*idly walks towards her* I would never aggressively pet your tail. you so would, you'd fondle it also because you have a weird mermaid tail fetish
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 21, 2021 14:35:13 GMT -5
Are you prepared to see the best movie ever made? Literally the best one? There's not even a runner-up? This is it?
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Post by LS on Jan 21, 2021 14:39:39 GMT -5
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 21, 2021 14:44:18 GMT -5
...hard to dismember people with a trident. Drunk Nicolas Cage makes everything better, yes.
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Post by LS on Jan 21, 2021 19:02:28 GMT -5
We have more weapons than just tridents.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 21, 2021 19:16:51 GMT -5
This also means that you were consenting every time, since I still have both hands.
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Post by LS on Jan 21, 2021 20:49:29 GMT -5
Or that I've been quite patient until now.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 21, 2021 21:13:27 GMT -5
*idly walks into the water* Nah, you're usually pretty clear when you dislike something...
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Post by LS on Jan 22, 2021 9:12:01 GMT -5
Unless I'm playing along to make you feel adequate...
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 22, 2021 10:22:12 GMT -5
*idly wading closer* You have never been that nice...
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