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Post by patrickdron on Feb 24, 2021 18:59:23 GMT -5
...this is exactly what a tox-dere would do! Not on Carriehard operating systems! Not Carriesoft, because I'm always hard. 'Carriesoft', Carrie?
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Post by LS on Feb 24, 2021 19:07:54 GMT -5
Toxapex: Xa to-xa xa toxapexa! ... she disagrees. It's the primary drive because A and B are reserved for floppy drives. Such a relevant consideration in the modern era, I know.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Feb 24, 2021 19:53:16 GMT -5
*grabs her little hand in his fingers and shakes it* Hi! They make pills for that. I won't judge, I know age happens. But there are remedies.
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Post by LS on Feb 25, 2021 8:58:27 GMT -5
Toxapex: XAAAATOPEX XA TO PEPEX! ... she's going to poison you. That wasn't a particularly funny joke in the 80s, never mind now.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Feb 25, 2021 10:21:57 GMT -5
She seems to have severe anger issues. She reminds me of this girl at the call center who was constantly going nuts. Angrily typed so loud, her keyboard sounded like microwaved popcorn being made. It was in the 880's BC.
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Post by LS on Feb 25, 2021 10:46:08 GMT -5
Toxapex: To TO topexa xatope! ... she's feisty, not furious. Weirdly enough, not actually a thing you had at the time.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Feb 25, 2021 11:35:15 GMT -5
" NO YOU CAN NOT HAVE A REFUND!! TOX XA PEX!" If we did, it would have been hilarious.
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Post by LS on Feb 25, 2021 12:38:32 GMT -5
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Feb 25, 2021 12:58:07 GMT -5
...someone buys Pokecoins accidentally in Pokemon Go. Refund? Unless you still believe I'm just an alien with tech.
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Post by LS on Feb 25, 2021 13:49:11 GMT -5
Toxapex: Xa? Totopexa xatopexa! She has no idea how that plays, so how would she know? That's was always more Sale's thing. I, on the other hand, am firmly of the belief it doesn't make a difference. Not actually worth worship either way.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Feb 25, 2021 14:05:48 GMT -5
Do you not understand digital economics? ...worship me, mortal.
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Post by patrickdron on Feb 25, 2021 16:13:03 GMT -5
Do you not understand digital economics? ...worship me, mortal. LS isn't going to Carrie. and why should he?
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Post by LS on Feb 25, 2021 19:12:30 GMT -5
Toxapex: *Deadpan stare* Toxapex xa topex. ... you're asking a Pokémon this question. Daga kotowaru. If you're worthy of it, make me.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Feb 25, 2021 20:21:44 GMT -5
Porygon can! Because even though he won't admit it, he buys just as much of my content as Sale.
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Post by LS on Feb 26, 2021 9:31:23 GMT -5
Yeah, and Spearow can fly, and Alakazam has telekinesis. Your point? Toxapex: *Nodding* Xa topexa xa! Oh please, we're in the 2020s. I'm not some luddite who pays for porn. I torrent it, or third-party site it, like any sane person would.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Feb 26, 2021 9:49:52 GMT -5
Those things are not information. Toxy could learn it. 'Sane' or 'still using torrents'. Pick one.
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Post by LS on Feb 26, 2021 14:24:05 GMT -5
Porygon can only learn it because it's literally a digital Pokémon. You might as well suggest she just learn how to create the universe. Arceus can do it, and it's basically just information, right? Oh, I'm sorry, would you rather I whip out a fax machine to respond, fit in with your clear Amish ideals? Torrents are still the pirate format for a reason.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Feb 26, 2021 16:39:12 GMT -5
Stop selling Toxy as short as her body! Yes, because it's a great way for ransomware to hijack your dumb computer.
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Post by LS on Feb 26, 2021 17:05:10 GMT -5
Toxapex: XA TO PEX. *Kicks him* She's a trained fighter, she knows what she does well. "For ransomware to"... what year do you think it is? I'm not talking about using fricking Limewire, and I've a degree in computer science. I'm not clicking random sketchy links just because they say "free bobs", or that have a misspelt version of what I'm actually looking for. It's trivially easy to get what you're looking for through piracy these days. Hell, The Pirate Bay's still live.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Feb 26, 2021 17:42:02 GMT -5
Ow! Hey! I use my head for thinking! That's why I'm worried about you. Sally, with his pitiful business degree, is smart enough to know what he doesn't know about computers. And that makes him cautious. You're educated enough to think you know everything. And that makes you a gullible idiot. ...so, let's take a poll. Which of us did she just insult more?
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