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Post by LS on Sept 17, 2021 8:06:31 GMT -5
Again, really depends on the octopus. Most of them, tentacles and all, are tiny.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 17, 2021 9:09:05 GMT -5
You're not helping yourself right now.
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Post by LS on Sept 17, 2021 12:03:39 GMT -5
There's not a man on the planet that's eighteen inches, and given how absurd that would be, hardly a concern I have.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 17, 2021 13:36:23 GMT -5
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Post by LS on Sept 17, 2021 14:06:51 GMT -5
... so, again, not a man on the planet, considering he was Apotheosis'd straight up to Olympus and all.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 17, 2021 16:07:00 GMT -5
He was on the planet once!
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Post by LS on Sept 17, 2021 18:41:45 GMT -5
Yes, a defining principle of most languages is that they understand that time progresses. His having been on the planet isn't him being on the planet. If I still played League, I'd have a new main. I really dig her "energy". She even hates Yasuo, the literal champion that convinced me to nope out of the game.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 17, 2021 21:46:36 GMT -5
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Post by LS on Sept 18, 2021 7:50:28 GMT -5
Why? Heracles was a raging as shole. Obviously he was larger, considering his main defining trait was that he was the hugest dick of all time. No character highlighted that fact more than Yasuo. No mana, doubled crit chance for free, infinite free dashes, a spammable knock up and, the most egregious nonsense, a wall that just eats all projectiles. Mind, this was also off the back of Karma's identity being erased, Soraka getting repeatedly kneecapped to nearly that state and supports in general being shafted for daring to be able to have an effect on the game, so, not exactly the best time of the game for a support main.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 18, 2021 13:37:23 GMT -5
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Post by LS on Sept 18, 2021 14:13:53 GMT -5
... ah yes, because matricide and filicide are only offensive to modern sensibilities. You know, the thing he did that required the Twelve Labours as contrition? Now, to be fair, that's because that match was incredibly well balanced. To the point it lasted forever because no one could definitely win a fight. Otherwise known as "boring".
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 18, 2021 14:48:49 GMT -5
He was Greek, not Christian. He was not required to honor thy anything.
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Post by LS on Sept 18, 2021 14:57:06 GMT -5
You realise that Hera, Zeus' wife, was the Goddess of Marriage, right? Murdering your own wife and children, who, to the Greeks, were the entire point of marriage in the first place, was decidedly non-kosher to them.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 18, 2021 15:14:38 GMT -5
You forget one very important thing. Hera was a bitch.
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Post by LS on Sept 18, 2021 15:45:23 GMT -5
Now who's judging by modern standards? Here's a hint: the Greeks don't call their most significant Goddess a bitch. Besides, Zeus was a philandering, d ickheaded rapist, no wonder she kept getting p issed at him.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 18, 2021 16:13:41 GMT -5
Wasn't Hera the one who approved Medusa getting turned into a monster for the crime of being a rape victim?
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Post by LS on Sept 18, 2021 17:02:43 GMT -5
Considering the Gorgons are all Chthonic beings, nope. Born that way. Comes with being Ceto and Phorcys' descendants. Just, an endless brood of monsters there. Especially from their other main notable daughter, Echidna, the Greek Naga. Her and Typhon are the parents of... basically any Greek monster of note. Kereberos, the Hydra, probably the Chimera, the Sphinx...
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 18, 2021 17:50:00 GMT -5
...I hope you realize that everything you just described was so exhausting, even people drunk on Dionysus's wine couldn't fully understand it.
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Post by LS on Sept 18, 2021 18:44:03 GMT -5
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 18, 2021 23:30:33 GMT -5
Dragon Ball is a very important topic. I don't fault him for that.
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