The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[patrickdron]

May 16, 2024 17:05:41 GMT -5 LS said:

And I, insect, do not care!

*Unimpressed stare*

*looks at Mei-Zhen* Venus doesn't take kindly at being told what to do

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

WORM!

She will learn to accept discipline.

[patrickdron]

May 16, 2024 20:08:23 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

WORM!

She will learn to accept discipline.

*looks at Mei-Zhen* she will not
and *looks at Ciel and Sale* you two, oy

[LS]

A worm would be an upgrade for you, with your sub-microscopic brain!

*Unimpressed stare, chucking another stick at her*

... you really haven't met this plant before if you think that.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

PROKARYOTIC ALGAE!

*catches it* What would your mother say to you right now?

We could ask her by leaving a customer review at Ingen, or whoever made her.

[LS]

Even bacteria has more brainpower than you do!

*Disinterested stare*

Pretty sure she wouldn't give a shit with how free-range Venus is.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

You can't even spell bacteria! But I can! C-I-E-L!

Fine. Then I'll tell your closest equivalent to a parent.

...me?

... -.-

[patrickdron]

May 17, 2024 10:18:30 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

You can't even spell bacteria! But I can! C-I-E-L!

Fine. Then I'll tell your closest equivalent to a parent.

...me?

... -.-

Mei-Zhen, *points to Sale* he's no parent

[LS]

Unlike you, I'm actually fluent in several languages, spelling and all!

*Unimpressed shrug*

Only really works if you have a familial culture. And Venus' culture is just... Venus does what she wants.

[patrickdron]

May 17, 2024 11:26:20 GMT -5 LS said:

Unlike you, I'm actually fluent in several languages, spelling and all!

*Unimpressed shrug*

Only really works if you have a familial culture. And Venus' culture is just... Venus does what she wants.

what he said

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

You know English, and mer squeaks!

Nah, Venus is clearly my tsundere imouto.

...*facepalm* Anime was a mistake.

[patrickdron]

May 17, 2024 14:34:16 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

You know English, and mer squeaks!

Nah, Venus is clearly my tsundere imouto.

...*facepalm* Anime was a mistake.

but Venus isn't bratty like younger sisters tend to be

[LS]

You're just jealous your pathetic human mouth can't speak it!

*Unimpressed stare*

... she appears to agree.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

My mouth is better than yours!

But it's what you are, Immy-chan.

...*mutters something in Mandarin*

[LS]

I have plenty of people that disagree!

*Half-lidded stare. Scrawls a translation of her phrase*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

They work with incomplete information!

...I am NOT a man-child!

...well done, Venus.

[patrickdron]

May 17, 2024 16:31:16 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

They work with incomplete information!

...I am NOT a man-child!

...well done, Venus.

*pats Sale's head* si, you very much are

[LS]

You work with no information, man-child!

*Scrawls "languages are simple"*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*THROWS A DYNAMITE STICK AT CIEL* *leans towards Venus, awaiting the swat*

Sale!

[LS]

*Indifferent shrug*

PLANT.