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Post by LS on Jun 4, 2024 11:06:14 GMT -5
That doesn't even make sense! I like all mers, by virtue of them not being bipedal pissants like you!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 4, 2024 11:35:21 GMT -5
Nah, you're definitely a mer-ist!
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Post by LS on Jun 4, 2024 11:50:52 GMT -5
Lies! Mers are enlightened compared to humans! We don't care about race as long as you're a mer!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 4, 2024 12:49:19 GMT -5
Lies! The prettiest fantasy species tend to be quite racist! Unless you're calling yourself UGLY!
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Post by LS on Jun 4, 2024 12:58:56 GMT -5
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 4, 2024 14:17:47 GMT -5
Tolkien is better than any mer author!
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Post by LS on Jun 4, 2024 14:30:47 GMT -5
Oh please, go, tell me all the mer books you've read to make that statement!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 4, 2024 14:55:55 GMT -5
"I Wish I Had Legs", by Ariel!
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Post by LS on Jun 4, 2024 15:56:26 GMT -5
Not written by a mer, and you definitely didn't read it anyway!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 4, 2024 16:34:40 GMT -5
Ariel is a mer, you elitist!
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Post by LS on Jun 4, 2024 16:41:05 GMT -5
She's fictional! She literally does not exist to matter!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 4, 2024 17:14:17 GMT -5
That's what she wants you to think, given your intolerance of her ideals!
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Post by LS on Jun 4, 2024 17:53:43 GMT -5
Oh, go on, keep humansplaining mers! If she existed like you claim, she'd've sued the hell out of Disney!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 4, 2024 20:50:14 GMT -5
Or she's just happy to have her story told!
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Post by LS on Jun 5, 2024 7:04:31 GMT -5
Her story is "I'm an ungrateful moron who wants to throw everything away for a man with the depth and personality of cardboard! Despite the fact I can apparently write, I can't think of any possible way to communicate with him now that I gave away my voice for this whole stupid plan! Meanwhile, the shady-as-fuck person I made this deal with has plans to screw over my entire civilization thanks to me, but you're supposed to pretend I'm in any way sympathetic!" Obviously it was written by a human, no mer is that goddamn selfish or stupid!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 5, 2024 9:01:04 GMT -5
Prince Eric was willing to fight a giant sea monster witch with nothing but a wooden boat and an undersized cutlass for a woman he'd known for like an hour! That's all the depth we need to see of him to know that he's S-tier man material!
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Post by LS on Jun 5, 2024 9:21:35 GMT -5
Gaston was willing to go toe-to-toe with a giant, near feral beastman and a castle of magic items! Clayton went out to hunt giant gorillas, and didn't even flinch when his own gun was aimed at him! Shan Yu invaded the capital of a China that was hunting him with like a dozen dudes, and nearly won! And they're the bad guys! Bravery and stupidity isn't enough to make someone a good person!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 5, 2024 10:01:42 GMT -5
I guess you missed all the essays which explain how Gaston was not a villain!
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Post by LS on Jun 5, 2024 10:07:45 GMT -5
He's a sex pest who tried to get an innocent old man locked up to make a pass at his daughter!
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jun 5, 2024 10:46:12 GMT -5
He's no monk, but at least he wasn't cursed into being a furry for having severe anger issues! Beast probably treats Belle like Joker treats Harley!
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