The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[LS]

Not really in to petty bull like that.

I actually understand her, you don't!

*Her head still cocked to the side*

[patrickdron]

Jul 7, 2024 14:25:24 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

I request that you bask here while I pet you so I can make a petty point to Ciel.

Venus flytraps, pitcher plants, those sticky tentacle things... the plant, not the hentai monsters.

the hentai monsters that scare innocent schoolgirls yes

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Are you into me praising you during shark week and petting you while you bask?

...you're interested! *pets Venus* Happy plant week.

[patrickdron]

*looks over in Clarissa's direction* oh hi Clarissa how are you?

[LS]

Not really. Point of basking's to chill out and relax.

And he's anti-chill!

You're so goddamn loud. I'm tryingto relax, but, you know, these two.

*Sagely nods*

Lot of plant single holidays, at least.

[patrickdron]

Jul 7, 2024 17:50:08 GMT -5 LS said:

Not really. Point of basking's to chill out and relax.

And he's anti-chill!

You're so goddamn loud. I'm tryingto relax, but, you know, these two.

*Sagely nods*

Lot of plant single holidays, at least.

*looks in Clarissa's direction* yeah *points to Sale and Ciel* they act like an old married couple, it's mostly Sale's doing

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

The water's warm over here, if you want to bask and be petted.

There's absinthe day, but the plants don't survive it.

[LS]

Yeah, it's a bay, it's also warm over here.

And there's no Sale's awfulness!

*Half-lidded stare*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...*drops ears* Pleeeeeaaaaase?

Fear not, I don't think anyone eats flytraps.

[LS]

Yeah, I'm good here, actually.

She can't see you, so your cutesy act wouldn't work anyway even if you were cute!

*Half-lidded stare*

Bunch of insects prey on them as well, if they're not being eaten.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...you should know that I'm looking sad and cute at the moment!

...then Vee should study bugs more.

[LS]

Yeah, good for you, I'm comfortable here.

*Half-lidded stare, suddenly whapping the air right beside his ear*

[patrickdron]

Jul 8, 2024 11:34:36 GMT -5 LS said:

Yeah, good for you, I'm comfortable here.

*Half-lidded stare, suddenly whapping the air right beside his ear*

*looks at LS* "hell no" on bugs study in Venusnese?

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...I'll give you fish?

I think she just swatted a bug. Thank you Vee!

[patrickdron]

Jul 8, 2024 12:04:12 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

...I'll give you fish?

I think she just swatted a bug. Thank you Vee!

bugs are irksome particularly ones that fly yes

[LS]

I catch all the fish I'd ever need already.

*Half-lidded stare*

Or a demonstration that she can handle herself with bugs.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Can you catch a freshwater fish? I don't think you can.

But what if there are many bugs, as there typically are?

[LS]

Not really different enough from saltwater to really make a difference.

*Half-lidded stare, raising several vines*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

You'd be surprised. Northern pike and salmon might as well be different genuses.

Yes, I understand that. But bugs come in swarms of hundreds.

[LS]

Yeah, plenty of other fish in the sea, though.

*Half-lidded stare, continuing to hold the vines up*