The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[patrickdron]

Jul 19, 2024 14:02:11 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

I've eaten more steak than you ever will! Oh, sorry for neglecting you. *idly pets Clarissa*

*looks at Sale* but you dislike steak

[LS]

*Tailslap* Fish is meat, despite your culture's stupidity!

Yeah, didn't really ask for it to start again.

*Floating past, wearing a serafuku*

... presumably swapped clothes, then.

[patrickdron]

Jul 19, 2024 14:35:12 GMT -5 LS said:

*Tailslap* Fish is meat, despite your culture's stupidity!

Yeah, didn't really ask for it to start again.

*Floating past, wearing a serafuku*

... presumably swapped clothes, then.

it looks that way, yes

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idly pets Clarissa and VIOLENTLY PETS CIEL* So you'd like me to stop?

...most college guys take the bra, not her whole outfit.

[LS]

*Tailslap* "Breathing", yes! Stop doing that thing!

Eh.

... very decisive stance, there.

*Headtilt*

Ours is not to reason why when it comes to Venus logic.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idly petting Clarissa and VIOLENTLY PETTING CIEL* I guess I just need to improve my petting game, then. Doubly so for Ciel.

What's she going to wear now?

[LS]

*TAILSLAP* Of course you do, because you're terrible!

We're mermaids, not Nekos, petting isn't a thing we're super into anyway.

*Half-lidded stare, pointing at LS with a vine*

Forced cosplaying.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idle petting and RAPID PETTING* I've seen videos of groupers being into it.

So... leaves?

[LS]

*TAILSLAP* I'm not a grouper, you utter pillock!

Neither am I.

*Facevine, drawing the whiteboard. Scrawls "Previous outfits"*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idle petting and RAPID PETTING* I mean, I've also seen sharks enjoying it. And many, MANY mermaids.

Aww, she keeps clothes at your place? That's cute.

[LS]

*TAILSLAP* You've seen no such mermaids, you lying liar who lies!

Yeah, kinda calling bull on that second one myself.

*Gestures broadly around*

... this is all her place, clearly.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idle petting and RAPID PETTING* Cal and Ara, for two.

...ahem, my place.

[patrickdron]

Jul 20, 2024 12:10:01 GMT -5 LS said:

*TAILSLAP* You've seen no such mermaids, you lying liar who lies!

Yeah, kinda calling bull on that second one myself.

*Gestures broadly around*

... this is all her place, clearly.

*looks at Ciel* the only mermaid Sale's seen enjoying petting is your wife

[LS]

*TAILSLAP* Ara's just being nice and Cal's clearly just let her standards drop significantly by simping for you!

"Two" also isn't "many". Barely counts as "some".

*Half-lidded stare*

... she disagrees.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idle petting and RAPID PETTING* ... *pets Venus with his foot*

[patrickdron]

Jul 20, 2024 16:50:55 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

*idle petting and RAPID PETTING* ... *pets Venus with his foot*

that's new

[LS]

*Irritated stare*

*TAILSLAP* Even the plant hates it!

... why even.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet PET PET streeeeetching pet pet* ...*collapses beside Clarissa* I tried.

[LS]

But why, in the first place?

*TAILSLAP* Because he's more than a mere asshat, he's an entire asshaberdasher!

*Irritated stare*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

You, because your sharky skin feels nice. Venus, because I know she's just tsundering. Ciel, because she deserves unhappiness. All at once, because I'm just that generous.