The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[LS]

And yet, a lot of mers think I'd attack them.

Omae wa baka desu ka!

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* ...no reaction to the compliment? At all?

...*throws a handful of shells at her* Baka!

[patrickdron]

*checks on Venus*
well Ciel said something in Japanese Christine, not her fault you reacted poorly to it

[LS]

I look like the sort of person who gets all blushy and coy? We're in the middle of a conversation already.

Tsunbaka! *Catches them, throwing them back*

*Floating past, wearing a black spandex top with yellow bat logo, yellow spiked gloves, a black pointed cowl and a blue half cape with yellow inside, along with a yellow tactical belt with bat logo. Catches them*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* Every tsun has her dere, after all.

I look forward to filleting you!

Sup, Poison Ivy.

[LS]

Pretty sure they don't, though. Like, there are tsuntsuns out there.

We just call those "assholes".

The sort of thing I'd expect a mindless bakabaka to say!

*Draws an origami batarang from her belt, flinging it at him*

[patrickdron]

Aug 4, 2024 10:59:02 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

*pet pet* Every tsun has her dere, after all.

I look forward to filleting you!

Sup, Poison Ivy.

*looks at Sale* Venus is cosplaying as Batgirl

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* Yeah, they're weird.

Every tsun must dere from time to time. Like I'll dere once I mulch her for oil!

...hey, Venus? Owie.

[LS]

So are tsunderes, from what I've heard. There are game consoles if people want to play childish games.

So you'll never dere! Just full asshole, all the time! That tracks!

*Draws two more, aiming one at Sale and one at Ciel

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* Oh, don't be such a kuudere.

I'm sweet and kind, you jerk! Venus, attack!

I surrender!

[LS]

Yeah, don't know what that is.

Raw coffee beans are sweeter than you!

*Throws them both at Ciel*

*Dives under it, surfacing feet away* Kiss my ring, plant!

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* See for yourself. Stare down into your reflection.

No part of you is kissable!

[LS]

It doesn't mean "sharkmer".

All of me is! That's just the only place I'll tolerate either of you doing it.

*Draws another paper batarang*

[patrickdron]

*looks at Ciel* that is not Cal you're dealing with, you're dealing with a hot headed delivery woman and her equally sassy plant wife

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* Kuudere. Half the time they're emotionless, half the time they're lovestruck.

Ugh kuuderes are so annoying. I swear you can spank them in front of a whole food court at the mall and they'll just be like 'having fun?'. Hmph! *picks up a shell*

[LS]

... I'm not emotionless, jackass.

Much better than the sort of asshole who's a dick to someone they like for no reason other than they're emotionally unbalanced and have the maturity of a child!

*Aiming the batarang at her*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* You are far more calm than other mers. Especially that one.

Like you right now, baka??

[LS]

That doesn't make me emotionless, it just makes me mature.

Like a Rindere. Mixed with a Nemuidere.

Mind translating for those of us who already have English as a second language?

Older sister dere and sleepy dere.

I'm exactly describing you, tsunduncé!

*Aiming the batarang at her*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* And kuuderes aren't truly emotionless, either. Hence the dere.

Describe this pain! *THROWS THE SHELL*

[LS]

I'm not emotionless at all. What, do I need to be shouting for attention at all times like Ciel to "have emotions"?

*Catches it* Like your talent, non-existent!

*Hurls the batarang at her*

*It hits her forehead* PLANT.