The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*rub rub* ...pretty sure you're wrong. By that logic, Sandy shouldn't have one, but Fergy still rails her just fine.

RIGHT BACK AT YOU! ...show us. o.o

[LS]

Sharks work differently to basically every other type of fish. We've a cloaca, instead.

Which anyone with a basic understanding of marine biology would know! Sharks and rays, different to other fish!

Eh, outside of Steve Irwin, it's pretty niche.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*rub rub* Well that's an unpleasurable life. I am sorry.

She still has a mouth!

[LS]

Who said I can't be? It's just not a whole separate thing.

It's also still a hole itself, morons!

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Rub her there!

*rub rub* I will not.

[LS]

Still not actually interested in him.

Learn merology!

[patrickdron]

Aug 6, 2024 16:09:53 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

Rub her there!

*rub rub* I will not.

look at Sale's hands Christine, see a ring on one of them? yeah he can't because his lovely wife wouldn't like him rubbing the shark lady

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I will once I fillet you!

*rub rub* And I want to keep my hands.

[LS]

With how dense you are, you probably think that involves putting me in some sort of armour!

Yeah, my consent's pretty important in the whole endeavour.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

That'd make you sink, baka!

*rub rub* I'd never anyway.

[LS]

I'm genuinely astonished you know that!

... you trying to insult me now or something?

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Sink like my IQ with every word you speak!

*rub rub* ...how is that an insult?

[LS]

I didn't realise an IQ could be negative, but you're just full of disappointment, aren't you?

The fact you'd "never", with me.

[Cid]

anyone seen bartender glass of god?

Just doing a check in how are we all doing


/Cid

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Nope. It's pretty much just the three of us keeping this board from being shuttered for inactivity, lol.

Your MOTHER was full of disappointment, then she birthed you!

*rub rub* I'm married!

[LS]

I'd heard of the original anime adaption of way back when, at least. And pretty much, just still hanging around for the craic.

I assume the rest of the Japanese public treat you like your war crimes: an embarrassment they do their damnedest to not acknowledge!

That doesn't make it a "literally never" situation, though.

[patrickdron]

Aug 7, 2024 10:55:32 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

Nope. It's pretty much just the three of us keeping this board from being shuttered for inactivity, lol.

Your MOTHER was full of disappointment, then she birthed you!

*rub rub* I'm married!

*checks on Venus*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

The Sea People caused the collapse of the Bronze Age! Don't act like that wasn't you!

*rub rub* ...are you asking for a threeway?

[LS]

Not even slightly.

Oh please, you losers imploding isn't a war crime.

*Floating past, wearing a black tanktop, carrying a large staff weapon and bearing a golden female symbol on her forehead*

Venus, kree!

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*rub rub* Then accept my 'never'.

Hey, leave Japan out of this, we did just fine! ...what are you wearing?