The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*rub rub* I will. And for the record, I have no issue with shark fin soup, but only if the rest of the shark is also eaten. Shark steaks are quite nice... but a bit salty.

I bet you make caviar out of them, you freak!

[patrickdron]

Aug 8, 2024 14:52:43 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

*rub rub* I will. And for the record, I have no issue with shark fin soup, but only if the rest of the shark is also eaten. Shark steaks are quite nice... but a bit salty.

I bet you make caviar out of them, you freak!

what does the wife think of eating shark?

[LS]

... weird attempt at a flex.

You people eat fermented beans, you don't get to invent weird food ideas for other people! Your natto's smarter than you as well, though!

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* I mean, those monsters who just de-fin a shark and throw it back are deplorable. A noble hunter eats the whole shark. Surely you and Pat agree.

Bean paste is delicious! Sale, tell her!

...I mostly prefer the Korean versions, but yes.

...good enough!

[LS]

Yeah, I don't go around eating sharks. Same way you don't go around eating monkeys.

That's not what natto is, moron! Learn your own culture, inferior to merish culture though it be!

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* ...you said you hunt goblin sharks!

I was cleaning it up for Sale!

I gag just looking at pictures of that dish.

[patrickdron]

*checks on Venus*

[LS]

I said they're a mer delicacy. Didn't say I personally make a habit of eating them.

And that makes you an idiot, because you veered wrong!

*Floating past, wearing a shark hoodie*

Hi, Gura.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*rub rub* But sharks cannibalize all the time.

You've done EVERYTHING wrong in life! ...hiiiii Gura. ^_^

...

[LS]

I'm a mer, I'm more evolved than that.

Lies, outside of coming here I make perfect choices!

*Sagely nods, vinepatting her*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* Not necessarily. Ciel isn't.

Mmmmm. ^_^

[LS]

... and you're starting this again.

Oh, you want another go, Sally?!

*Vinepatting Christine*

[patrickdron]

on this day

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* It will never be over between that sorry excuse for a mer and I! Never!

Mmmm. *nuzzles the vine* ^_^

Yay Jericho!

[LS]

*Annoyed sigh*

I'll spear your nuts off!

*Vinenuzzle, slowly ensnaring her*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* Yeah and... wait, we're annoying our shark lady.

^_^ ...a-another round?

[LS]

If you weren't awful, she wouldn't have this problem!

Just like children.

*Headtilt, slowly lifting her*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* The only thing I'm awful at is getting you to stop being awful!

...okay! B-but I'm not doing this for you or anything!

[LS]

Lies! You're so incredibly awful the website had to settle for just being "Something" Awful, because they knew they couldn't compete with your level!

Annoying ones that don't know how to shut up.

*Eyeroll, setting her on the side of her pot. Slowly floats off*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pet pet* ... *pets them both*

Don't think too much into this, Venus! She's just bored, that's all! Geez! Be grateful!

GIMMICK THIEF!