The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[patrickdron]

Aug 25, 2024 15:22:02 GMT -5 LS said:

*Slowly turning away*

Lies, else she wouldn't be trying to leave!

*Idly relaxing*

*looks at Ciel* Venus gets bored easily you see

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Another song, Best Plant Hatsune Veeku?

[LS]

*Eyeroll, rapidly typing, playing the first 20 seconds or so of Greenlights Seranade*

Look at how you're imposing on her!

*Idly relaxing* Pretty sure she's just here for attention and free shit, honestly.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

And she will get both, even if it's at Ciel's expense!

[LS]

*Disinterested stare*

That doesn't even make sense!

... yeah, considering you're still talking to her, it's clearly not at her expense.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Here, Vee. *rummages in the sand and finds a clamshell bra* *tosses it to her* Since Ciel is too dumb to wear one, you can.

[LS]

*Disinterested stare*

... uh, you do get that I don't wear those, either, right?

You utter cretin! Now you're insulting Clarissa as well!

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

You can cosplay... uh... I'm sure there's a green mermaid somewhere.

But as you said, you're a sharkmer, your culture is different.

[LS]

*Disinterested stare*

... and you call yourself a Shantae fan.

Not all that different there, though. It's basically only done to pander to humans. Have you felt a clamshell? Basically no support whatsoever, and no flexibility.

Hah! Get fucked, Sally!

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

There you go, Vee. And I won't even try to sell your mer-meat.

So put some padding inside it!

[LS]

*Indifferent shrug*

There's a reason you use swimsuits instead of normal clothes. Damp padding's not that comfortable.

Especially not needed when water already supports them!

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

We can sell Ciel's, though.

But it's attractive! You think men like three piece suits or women like heels? We wear them because they're hot.

[LS]

*Indifferent stare*

Yeah, we're not going about our days just for your arousal, thanks.

No one cares if you're turned on by them or not!

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...I mean, by that logic, you wouldn't be topless. Or you. Or non-cosplay Venus.

[LS]

*Slowly floating off*

I'm not topless, so, doesn't apply to me.

And I'm not dressing up to support your clamshell kink!

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Giga Mermaid, Venus!

*idly digs through the sand and finds yet another clamshell bra* Well, would you like to prove yourself better than Ciel?

[LS]

*Eyeroll, floating off*

I'm not wearing that, no.

Mer unity!

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Fair enough, I respect your choice. *DIVES BRA-FIRST AT CIEL*

[LS]

*Leisurely swimming backwards faster than he can* Clarissa, help! Mer unity!

*Annoyed sigh* Do you have to harass each other so much?

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...yes.