The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[LS]

She does war shit too, so bring that energy!

*Disinterested stare*

You were immediately.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

That's more Sekhmet's thing. I choose love. *pats the pot*

How very hurtful.

[LS]

Make an exception!

*Headtilt*

If you weren't both making a nuisance of yourselves...

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

And step on Sekhmet's toes? How mean. No wonder you're mean to your nii-san.

So very mean!

[LS]

He is no such thing! Render him smitten!

... that's not what that means.

*"Duh" vinemotion*

... even getting lip from Venus.

You all are immersed in suckitude!

[patrickdron]

Oct 16, 2024 18:59:52 GMT -5 LS said:

He is no such thing! Render him smitten!

... that's not what that means.

*"Duh" vinemotion*

... even getting lip from Venus.

You all are immersed in suckitude!

when Venus does the "duh" vinemotion you know you've irked her

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*pats the air above Venus's shoulder* Well done.

Get owned, redtail.

[LS]

... Lilith! The edgelord one! Come here and smite these people for me!

*Unimpressed stare*

Do you do anything yourself?

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

And why would I take orders from you?

*pet pet* Pet mers?

[LS]

Not you! I mean the edgier one that hasn't be domesticated!

*Unimpressed stare*

I was talking to Ciel, who keeps demanding help.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*promptly appears* I don't believe I heard you correctly.

*facepalm*

*pet pet* ^_^

[LS]

Carrie, you've probably got hearing aids somewhere in your lab that'd do her, right?

*Unimpressed stare*

... you're very touchy feely.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Perhaps I'll rip out your vocal chords and give them to Venus.

*pet pet* Your sandpapery skin is very exfoliating to rub.

[LS]

Nah, that sounds vaguely evil, you're not allowed to do that anymore.

*Annoyed stare*

You could probably buy some sandpaper, it'd work the same way.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

No more evil than Robin Hood was.

*pet pet* Only if I pet against the grain. Notice I only pet towards your tail.

[LS]

He didn't maim anyone.

*Annoyed stare*

Or one of those brushes you have for it.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

He also robbed nobles of their rightly-earned gold, and gave it to unworthy slobs. And you, plant, I know what you're stenching at me.

...

*pet pet* But this has the added benefit of spending time with a nurse shark. One of the cutest sharks of all.

True. *pats her*

[LS]

A mugging isn't a maiming.

*Annoyed eyeroll*

I'm not really "cute", that's more Splash's thing.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I'm sure an arrow or two went into warm flesh.

*pet pet* The thing about cuteness is, you're not the judge of it. I'm the one who has to look at you. Cutie.

[LS]

And it would've been a side objective, not the main point.

*Annoyed eyeroll*

I've plenty of schools of mers who disagree.