The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[LS]

And I'm still stronger than your pasty ass!

*Irritated stare*

You're doing a pretty good job of rubbing my tail.

... it is indeed more specific.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

One, goths are hot. Two, you're just as pale as I am! Your entire species is sunless!

*pet pet* ... thank you! ^_^!

[LS]

One, ehhhhh, two, and I'm still darker skinned than you!

*Irritated stare*

And you're not annoying me when you're not bickering with her.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Plant, which of us is sexier?

*pet pet* I will cling to these compliments for a decade.

[LS]

Obviously me!

*Irritated eyeroll*

... that's an incredibly depressing thing to say.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

You smell like fish!

*pet pet* Welcome to the world of men.

[LS]

You smell like mammal!

*Irritated stare*

Tried getting better friends?

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I smell like a god!

*pet pet* That's what I've just done. ^_^

...sappy.

[LS]

Like a monkey!

*Annoyed stare*

It is a bit, yeah.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

A monkey god! Wukong!

... *pets them both*

Mmmmm, my physical contact detectors are giving me pleasant readings(!)

[LS]

An ordinary monkey!

*Eyeroll, slowly turning away*

You say that like you can't feel good.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Your vocal chords will be ready upon your return, plant.

Yes, but it's still fun to mess with him when he's like this.

*pet pet* ... *PET PET*

[LS]

Give her yours or Sale's, it's not like those are being used well as is!

*Floating off*

Eh, riling him up just makes him louder.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

You don't even moan pleasantly!

*petting them* Perhaps that's her goal.

*shrug*

[LS]

Oh please, actual grudge ghosts do that better than you.

Pretty annoying goal, honestly.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Well yes, they are quite hot!

...

*gasp* You just insulted your girlfriend's goal!

[LS]

I don't mean while being sexed.

We're secure enough in our relationship we can be honest with each other. Right, hun?

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*shrug* Kayako is the GOAT of death rattles.

*dramatic pose* Woe is me, victim of betrayal!

[patrickdron]

*checks on Venus*
*looks at Splash* an English teacher who frequents here would be impressed with you

[LS]

It's not a "death" one we're talking about!

With this much drama, I might mistake you for Ciel.

*Floating past, wearing a salmon zipped vest with raised collar and exposed shoulders and midriff, brown armwarmers with black gloves, a salmon skirt with diagonal belt, silver rimmed glasses and a whip at her side*

Ah, a Balamb Garden instructor. 8's fairly underated.