The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[LS]

Your ass is literally owned by Thorne and that crew.

*Eyeroll, dragging the other piece beneath her petals*

They typically work by generating temporary URLs for their images instead of letting everyone link to the original image. Presumably cuts down on bandwidth. And the issue with that reading is her realisation she's not into Squall that way, she's just getting confused by vague recollections of her onee-san position over him from back in their orphanage days. Sadly, Rinoa is the canon result despite being the worst of the three female leads.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Ahem! I am the alpha!

*munch* You are best onee-san!

[LS]

That one guy says jump, you reach for a tape measure to know exactly how high, in the vain hope he'll put out for you.

*Idly dragging another piece beneath her petals, making a "duh" vinemotion with a different vine*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Bishop's golden penis WILL be mine.

...whatever.

[LS]

I'd've seduced him by now, you know...

*Idly draws two pieces over, dropping one into his hands and the other beneath her petals*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

You couldn't seduce a kissing fish.

*munch* Whatevs! ^_^

[patrickdron]

Oct 23, 2024 19:14:07 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

You couldn't seduce a kissing fish.

*munch* Whatevs! ^_^

*looks at Sale* you be nice to your plant senpai

[LS]

I'm exotic, goths with mommy and daddy issues are a dime a dozen on the surface.

*Idly dragging the bucket closer*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I do NOT have mommy and daddy issues! I solved them decisively!

...

Shall we go capture Ifrit?

[LS]

Airports have less baggage than you.

*Half-lidded stare*

"Let's go fight a fire monster", he said, to the plant.

It's taken 27 years, but there's finally a way to keep Aerith without cheating.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

What about you? Claiming to hate the leggies so much, but Sale would give you five orgasms just by poking the head in.

...true.

Hey, not my fault that's what Quistis helps you with.

Now let's work on a Neverwinter Nights 2 ending where everyone besides you doesn't fucking die.

[LS]

Oh please, Miya, Lacia and Candy are all far better than him and don't even do that.

*Half-lidded stare*

You could instead bring her to gun down a giant mechanical spider.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I'd wreck you! Figuratively and literally!

But Veevee does not have a giant gatling gun.

[LS]

You wouldn't even be in the top five best lay a virgin had immediately after if you were the one who popped their cherry!

*Unimpressed stare*

... are you sure she doesn't?

*Headtilt*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I can tie a cherry stem with my to... Vee, why do you have a gatling gun?

[LS]

I'm not even convinced you can eat properly, never mind anything as technical as that!

*Her head still cocked to the side*

You should know better than to question her at this stage.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*throws the chicken bone at Ciel* ...do you have a license for it?

[LS]

*Hurls a shell back*

*Half-lidded stare*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Quistis would follow the law of Balamb. *throws another bone at Ciel*

[LS]

*Hurls another shell* Venus! Lend me your gattling gun, I have a target I want to use it on!

*Half-lidded stare*