The Neko Château and Mermaid Cabin - For the Win

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Growing is EXPANDING, not moving!

[LS]

Which also involves moving outwards, unless you're expanding into a black hole!

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Do not speak to me of holes, sea wench!

[LS]

Why, because you're the king of assholes?

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

And soon I shall conquer yours!

[LS]

Actively negative attraction to you, so that's not happening.

[patrickdron]

*checks on Venus*, *looks at Sale & Ciel* *shakes head*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Your tail gets wetter at the sight of me!

[LS]

Yeah, because I'm usually diving away from you.

*Floating past, wearing a long white dress with exposed cleavage, black gloves and a wide-brimmed black hat tilted to one side. A vine idly carries a long, thin smoking pipe*

Ah, Lady V.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...that doesn't make sense! Water isn't wetter that way!

*sneaking behind Venus* *swats her butt with a flyswatter* ^_^

...

[patrickdron]

Oct 29, 2024 12:39:43 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

...that doesn't make sense! Water isn't wetter that way!

*sneaking behind Venus* *swats her butt with a flyswatter* ^_^

...

*looks at Lacia* turns you on huh?

[LS]

Deeper you go, denser it gets, so it's absolutely wetter. More water per inch.

*Immediately ensnares her limbs, pulling her into the air. Glares at her*

... provoking her's a bold strategy.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

'Wet' isn't a scientific term, though. It's subjective!

...oh dear, I lost my contact lens!

...Vee, show mercy.

[LS]

Lies, it's plenty objective.

*Glaring at her. Snatches the flyswatter, whapping her with it*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Tell that to an Egyptian who gets a slight drop of rain on his head, compared to a London resident who calls a monsoon a good day!

Mmm! Harder mommmy!

...I think your outfit is effective, Vee. Feel pride.

[LS]

And they both know which of them is actually wet!

*Glaring at her, loosely draping a vine around her neck*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

No, they don't, that's the point!

*casually grabs it, and passionately sucks it into her mouth* Mmm. ^_^

...throw a yarn ball, maybe that'll distract her.

[LS]

You're wrong and you know it!

*Glaring at her, wrapping several more around her neck less loosely*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Don't make me hug you friendly-ly!

*pleasantly sucks the vine, and pats her* ^_^

...your cosplay is too good, Vee.

[patrickdron]

Oct 29, 2024 20:05:00 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

Don't make me hug you friendly-ly!

*pleasantly sucks the vine, and pats her* ^_^

...your cosplay is too good, Vee.

*looks at Lacia* in heaven?