LS' Resort - Yet Again, Repeating Repetitiously

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*purr* That's what you get for sassing a demigoddess.

[patrickdron]

Jul 10, 2024 16:38:07 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

*purr* That's what you get for sassing a demigoddess.

oh hush *pokes Carrie's ears*

[LS]

"Pretty sure that's nothing compared to what the Greeks did."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...are we really going there, you two-holed sex object?

Be rough for this video.

Oh I will.

[LS]

"Planning on going all "Zeus" with it?"

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I'll do to you what he did to every woman he seduced as a cow.

[LS]

"Can't imagine there were all that many that specific."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

More than you'd expect, sadly.

[LS]

"As a cow? Probably not."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Greek women were messed up. Not like us Egyptians.

...

[LS]

"I've met Lilith, we all know that's not true."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Of all her issues, sexual deviancy isn't really one of them.

[LS]

"I'd ask if I stuttered, but I literally can't, so, you've no excuse for wrongly trying to correct me."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Your fingers could bump into each other.

[LS]

"Not really how that works. Closest would probably be having a brainfart and using the wrong sign."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I was wondering why you said the weather forecast was sunny with a chance of afternoon armchairs.

[LS]

"Which is a thing you people can do too."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

It's a lot harder for us to make that mistake.

HAPPY ORANGEMEN'S DAY!

[LS]

"Not really. I hear the president's getting great at it."

It's just called "The Twelfth" here.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

MCL does not endorse him.

Typical to protest the traditional name.

...*bops him*