LS' Resort - Yet Again, Repeating Repetitiously

[LS]

"That's not what you said earlier, though. Apparently I'm your number one "b-i-f-f-l-e"."

[patrickdron]

*looks at Laura* *signs* "you and Sale are still "biffles" he just trolls you for fun because in bis words "that's what friends do"

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

See? Pat gets it.

[LS]

"A "b-i-f-f-l-e" would earn the A-game no matter what."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

A biffle would tell the biffle the truth, so she improves herself. Biffles don't lie to each other.

[LS]

"Then, as your "b-i-f-f-l-e", I'm honestly telling you to give me your A-game."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...is that a euphemism?

...*snickers*

[LS]

"Look in a mirror then realise it isn't."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I've looked into the mirror. I love the things I see.

[patrickdron]

Aug 3, 2024 18:10:56 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

I've looked into the mirror. I love the things I see.

*looks at Sale* you're not God's gift to women

[LS]

"Alright, then answer this. Would you fuck you?"

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...is this a riddle, or a Silence of the Lambs reference?

[LS]

"It's a question. If you wouldn't fuck you, and, since I'm assuming we've similar tastes from this whole chat, why would I use a euphemism to imply I want to fuck you?"

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Untrue. I would not fuck a dude. You would, with asterisks.

[LS]

"I'm sure there've been dudes you've wanted to fuck before realizing they're actually dudes."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I shall now bop you for every time that has happened. ...

[LS]

"Pretty sure they're called "traps", in fact."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

And I have never been trapped!

[LS]

"I don't believe you."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*mockingly butchers the signs* "I don't believe you."