LS' Resort - Yet Again, Repeating Repetitiously

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Which is why Val was always better.

*conjures popcorn and munches*

[LS]

"Really? You want to talk about inferiority complexes? Hey Carrie, how many times did she beat you, again?"

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*says a number in Egyptian*

'Zero', I assume.

*grumbles*

[LS]

"I've never lost when I'm dealing with criminals, fyi. You can tell because I'm not dead."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Unless they resurrected you.

[LS]

"They'd absolutely rub it in if they had."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

No, they'd rub one out.

*smiles and pats him*

*purr*

[LS]

"No, they'd have me do it for them as payment."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Which you have done many times.

[LS]

"Not true, I've never done it as payment."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

As payment for something that happened before or after?

[LS]

"It's not a payment in that context."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

A subservient offering?

[LS]

"Not an offering, either. Mutually beneficial exchange."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

It benefited you more than me.

Gasp.

[LS]

"Nah, we've been over how I'm awesome, so."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*looks her over and shrugs*

...

[LS]

"Be as sassy as you want, doesn't mean you're not pretending."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Mortal, do you know how old I am?

[LS]

"Old enough your eyesight's failing?"