LS' Resort - Yet Again, Repeating Repetitiously

[LS]

"Bold of you to assume I'm that easily cowed."

Probably because there are far too many isekais already. Pretty sure there are a dozen of them this season, even.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...cow? I'm not Zeus.

...

But how many of them have the protag's mom come along? And a tsundere sorceress?

[LS]

"Not what that means. There's no "putting me in my place" when I know how high my place is."

Ah yes, we've never had tsundere sorceresses before, the two most common archetypes in anime and in fantasy, respectively. Like both Megumin and Yunyun from Konosuba. The mother's the only unique thing there. Pretty sure there's a OP sister Isekai as well, because through sheer volume there have to be a few with unique ideas.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

You will be made to serve.

To lick your feet?

...no. Foot stuff is weird even for me.

[LS]

"Considering how common a kink that is, pretty odd for the goddess of kink."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I'm also regal. Even I have standards.

[LS]

"There's plenty of shit worse than that. Like actual shit, for a start. Didn't peg your sort of god as someone who'd be afraid of the internet."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Also not a thing worthy of the gods. Not even... well, maybe the Greeks... why would I fear the internet? They honor me every Saturday.

...

[LS]

"Because the internet's full of weird shit like that. Ever heard of Tubgirl? Or two girls one cup?"

[patrickdron]

Oct 1, 2024 13:37:30 GMT -5 LS said:

"Because the internet's full of weird shit like that. Ever heard of Tubgirl? Or two girls one cup?"

*looks at Laura* *signs* "the second thing yes thanks to a Family Guy cutaway gag"

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I stay away from Four Chan.

[LS]

"They're probably on pornhub at this stage."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

A blasphemous website, purging all unverified content because they're too lazy to moderate user submissions.

...surprisingly tech savvy for an old god.

My waifu is Menat from Street Fighter.

...

[LS]

"And yet, it's where most people look."

... feels a tad stereotypical.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*idly bops LS* Oh, there are many, many other services to showcase servicing.

[LS]

"Obviously, but Freaky Films isn't pulling in pornhub numbers."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Saying that in front of its employees is an interesting choice.

[LS]

"I'm also saying it in front of people with brains, logic and common sense. They know what it having bigger numbers means."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

A thousand slaves can build more pyramids than one Pharaoh.

...might want to modernize that statement.

[LS]

"Not sure what you're trying to say with it, either. They've the numbers on their side, not Candy."