LS' Resort - Yet Again, Repeating Repetitiously

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Exactly. They have more contributors, so they get more views. Speaks nothing of quality.

[LS]

"Considering your Pharoahs didn't do shit on their own, you're kinda saying the slaves are better."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

You watch your... hands.

[LS]

"Threats don't mean I'm wrong. If anything, it suggests I'm right."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Our Pharaohs were chosen by US.

[LS]

"And how's that working out for them now?"

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*glances up* Quite well.

Are they enjoying the... reeds?

*bop*

[LS]

"Not even sure Egypt counts as high as a third-rate country these days."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Not my fault the heretics took it over.

[LS]

"Wouldn't've happened if your g-o-a-u-l-d-s had been more effective leaders."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*rubs eyes* Stargate is also heresy.

How dare.

[LS]

"What, do you prefer Smite? Age of Mythology?"

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Those are fine. They don't depict us as alien parasites. Yeerks with a budget.

Heyo, Animorphs reference.

[LS]

"Pretty sure they're about as broad stroke-y as Stargate."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Smite is a Moba. Why would I get angry at it, I can't get angrier than its own toxic players. Age of Mythology is... not perfect, but it did its job. I accept it.

...my queen, I prefer to play Atlanteans, because Caladria are cute.

...very well, I'll allow the Caladria to lick me.

...

[LS]

At least you're only playing the original overpowered DLC race instead of the rerelease's overpowered Chinese race.

"Getting too nerdily specific about it."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*points at Laura* This is why you are the sub.

[LS]

"This is why I'm on top, actually. Because I have standards."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Nerds are in now. It's cyclical. Just like they were in in the 14th century.

...the Renaissance?

[LS]

"They're not. All that's changed is the floor of "what's a nerd" rose up, and things that used to be nerdy aren't anymore."