LS' Resort - Yet Again, Repeating Repetitiously

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Those are love marks, and you should be grateful.

Cat: *meows in agreement*

[LS]

The blood would seem to disagree.

"So, stabbing tools."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Perhaps he leaves his home in a state of disrepair. Perhaps he lives in squalor, covered in insects and rats that his cat is trying hard to clean him of every night.

Cat: *nods sagely*

...

[LS]

It is in fact deciding my leg is a viable target to clamp down on mid toy chase, or deciding the comfiest spot to down lie on me is also this really unstable one that requires additional claw support to balance.

"Which it's trying to solve by stabbing them, with it's stabbing tools."

And either way, the fact said cat is deaf doesn't really work for hearing exclamations of pain from said acts.

*Nods sagely*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

You are blessed to have been chosen by the elderly cat.

[LS]

She's four. Just albino, so, born deaf.

"I'm half of that, at least."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

A truly regal cat! You are a lucky peasant.

[LS]

It also means she's incredibly mouthy.

"Non-verbally here, but, yeah, that tracks."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Meowing constantly at midnight is the sign of a happy cat.

Cat: *nods sagely*

[patrickdron]

Oct 10, 2024 16:33:56 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

Meowing constantly at midnight is the sign of a happy cat.

Cat: *nods sagely*

*pets Bast's cat*

[LS]

Doing it at all hours of the day and for any and all reasons, on the other hand...

"Wouldn't bother me."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Cat: *purr*

All hours of the day means you have raised a VERY happy cat! Nicely done, fine peasant. You shall not be put on pyramid duty.

[LS]

An overly spoiled one, maybe.

"Pretty sure that's what she means."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Cat: *swats Laura's boot*

[LS]

"Lashing out just implies I'm right, you know."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Don't make her slash it apart.

[LS]

"Steel toes, so she's as likely to hurt herself."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

She's as much a normal cat as I am a normal neko.

[LS]

"And steel's a couple centuries ahead of what Egypt had, so."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...gods are stronger than steel.