LS' Resort - Yet Again, Repeating Repetitiously

[LS]

"And she's not a god, and I've serious concerns about your actions if you say she's a demigod."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

And what is the problem with making a cat a demigod?

Yeah, you speciest, what is the issue?

[LS]

"Considering most demigods are the actual children of a god..."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...Carrie isn't, why would this cat be?

[LS]

"Because it's a cat. What's it supposed to have done to be worthy to get godpowers?"

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Protected our crops and guarded the underworld.

...

[LS]

"How did it "protect the underworld" without superpowers?"

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Through sheer force of will.

Cat: *nods*

[LS]

"Force of will only takes you so far when a swift kick from a size nine'd squash you."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Cat: *HISS*

[LS]

"You can hate it, but it's the truth. There's a reason the cops aren't bringing trained cat units to drug busts."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Because cats don't care if addicts weed themselves out of the gene pool?

[LS]

"Because they're not bring any firepower to bear. See: swift kick, size nine."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

See: the mangled body of LS.

[LS]

"I imagine he's not kicking it, though, and the fact he's standing there even with it all kinda proves my point."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

He knows what would happen to him if he kicked it.

Cat: *nods sagely*

[LS]

"Pretty sure he's just also not a monster."

... a ringing endorsement.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Are you sure? He's British.

...

[LS]

"Of course the Egyptian's upset about the British..."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Who isn't?

...I think Australia is cool with them. Canada.