LS' Resort - Yet Again, Repeating Repetitiously

[LS]

"These days, they're so irrelevant no one cares about them that much."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

More relevant than Egypt these days.

Relax, I'm sure both of you will cause yet another massive global issue soon enough.

[LS]

Nah, we're too busy still spiraling after our mass economic suicide, so we're not invading the Suez again anytime soon.

"Probably be slapped down by America for it anyway."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Hey now, don't think less of yourselves! Economically destabilizing Europe and causing yourselves to be bombed again still count as global issues!

...*bops him*

Owie.

[LS]

Really did a lot more damage to ourselves than anything else. Brexit was the political equivalent of publicly shitting ourselves in the hopes the smell would annoy everyone else in the room.

"Weirdly graphic."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I mean, if it works for Art the Clown...

Typical Greek strategy.

[LS]

Not really a thing civilised people do, though.

"Apparently a presidential thing to do these days, though."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

And that's why modern voting is silly. Leaders should be chosen by the gods.

...

[LS]

"Pretty sure that's still voting, though."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...*bop*

Take that!

[LS]

"Since, you know, I assume you all put in your input for it."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

It's mostly Ra and Isis.

[LS]

"Not usually everyone voting here, either."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

More than you!

Sparking Lewd.

[LS]

"Nah, I vote plenty."

Cell once again being a memetic molester. Genuninely impressive they didn't realize how obscene it looks with the camera that high.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Vote us back in, then.

Couldn't. Gods are not native-born US citizens.

[LS]

"Couldn't be worse than a certain one of the candidates..."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Nah, he's a US-born god.

*bops them both*

[LS]

"Hey, I was speaking in your favour."

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I felt some communal punishment was in order.



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