LS' Resort - Yet Again, Repeating Repetitiously

[LS]

"It's supposed to be a girl's underwear you take as a trophy, fyi."

*Purring* You are sapient, so I could make it work...

... a cat is fine too?

[patrickdron]

Nov 1, 2024 15:22:42 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

*puts the hat on Pat*

Cat: ...*swat*

...

*hands hat to Laura*
*bops Sale*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I'm unconventional. *swats Pat*

O__O *swats Neferet and LS*

[patrickdron]

Nov 1, 2024 19:42:15 GMT -5 Tsaalyo Phoenix said:

I'm unconventional. *swats Pat*

O__O *swats Neferet and LS*

*grabs Sale and noogies him like Misato does to Shinji*

[LS]

*Idly putting it back on* "Not always a good thing."

I can trivially polymorph myself into one... a hyena, for example...

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

How dare you remind me of that awful anime.

In my case, it is.

Cat: ...*pointed swat*

Stop hitting on my cat.

[LS]

"Really more situational than anything."

She's the one tsuning at me.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Nope. Every situation. I'm amazing.

Cat: O__O *swat swat swat*

I'm told you're not supposed to point that out.

[LS]

"That's just an obvious lie."

*Petting her with a single finger* Only if you're afraid of consequences. Fortune favours the bold, as they say.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Really? I hang out with gods, and unlike you, not just because they want my third leg.

Cat: ...*swipes her feather*

Good kitty!

[LS]

"And that's a specific situation."

*Petting her and Sale with one hand apiece* See? That right there was bold.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*purr* Not at all. There are many gods.

Cat: *light purring*

I taught her well.

[LS]

"And they don't all like you, for a start."

*Petting her and Sale* Also a way to slowly burn yourself.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*purr* Nonsense, they all adore me.

*takes the feather* For a mortal, maybe.

Cat: *purr*

[LS]

"Sure, except for the part where they don't."

*Petting Sale and the cat* For a god as well, if they're not protecting themselves. Just look at what Anubis did to Set.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*bop* Name one who doesn't.

Mmm the salad dressing. ^_^

Cat: *purr*

*purr* ...

[LS]

"Sure, Lilith's one."

*Petting them* I'm talking about the burning and flaying this time, not the decent condiment.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*bop purr* She hates everyone.

*hands her the feather* Fortunately I'm much stronger than you.

Cat: *purrs and nods*

[LS]

"Which immediately proves you wrong." *Grabs and slowly twists his arm*

*Petting them* I've millennia more experience handling magic than your Neferet, you know.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*purr* Ow.

*bops Laura* And yet, mine would prevail, no doubt.

Cat: *purr*