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Post by LS on Nov 3, 2024 10:29:47 GMT -5
 "I'll slap a god if I have to, you know."   *Petting them* Probably less times than I would, though. I'm more powerful and have more magical versatility than her. Her wonderful little toys close that gap, but not all the way. |
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 3, 2024 11:56:51 GMT -5
 So you like it rough?
You underestimate her toys. The fun ones and the dangerous ones.
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Post by LS on Nov 3, 2024 12:14:27 GMT -5
"I'm fine with rough. Keep bopping me and you'll see." *Petting them* No, I'm estimating them. I've more practical experience fighting people with proper powers than basically just Lilith. Give her a few centuries and she'll probably hit my level with them, fun or otherwise.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 3, 2024 13:45:00 GMT -5
*bops them both*
Cat: *purr* ^_^*purr* Gauntlet thrown.
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Post by LS on Nov 3, 2024 14:14:22 GMT -5
*Slaps her* "What'd I just say?" *Petting them* You're fortunate I'm a nice demi, considering I've buried gods before.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 3, 2024 16:36:59 GMT -5
I can make Egyptian salad dressing appear in your mouth at any point.
Cat: *purr**purr* ...now that's a threat.
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Post by LS on Nov 3, 2024 17:24:30 GMT -5
"Give me a half hour, and I can do the same to you." *Petting them* Not really hard to do. Even your Lilith worked out how to do that years ago.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 3, 2024 17:59:03 GMT -5
...*bop* Not the same.
Cat: *purr*And I'll do it again!*purr*
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Post by LS on Nov 3, 2024 18:01:53 GMT -5
"Sounds exactly like the same." *Petting them* See? And if even she can pull it off, then...
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 3, 2024 19:49:22 GMT -5
I produce more, and better tasting.
Cat: *purr*If you want some, just ask, pathetic doppelganger.*purr*
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Post by LS on Nov 4, 2024 8:11:05 GMT -5
"Not all of us cheat with god powers to do it, though." *Petting them* See how low a bar it is?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 4, 2024 10:06:39 GMT -5
It's not cheating to use your abilities.
Cat: *purr*As low as stooping to messing with you, yes.*purr*
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Post by LS on Nov 4, 2024 10:17:30 GMT -5
"Sure it is. If you can't compete on a level playing field, you're admitting defeat when you tap into them." *Petting them* My word, she's become self-aware. Normally, she'd immediately fall for it.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 4, 2024 11:29:10 GMT -5
*purr* Does Scorpion call it cheating when Sub-Zero uses his ice powers? No, he fights like a man. Cat: *purr* *nods sagely*It takes far more than that to goad me these days, Lesser Carrie. |
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Post by LS on Nov 4, 2024 11:48:42 GMT -5
"Still cheating, though." *Petting them* Maybe I'll bang Bishop, see how you react to that...
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 4, 2024 12:43:42 GMT -5
*purr* Fine. Don't use your bigger muscles against me, cheater. You have no chance! |
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Post by LS on Nov 4, 2024 14:21:29 GMT -5
"Sure, I'll just use my practical experience kicking the asses of bigger men than you, instead." *Petting them* Can't do a worse job of it than you have.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 4, 2024 15:01:58 GMT -5
*purr* That won't help you against someone with my slenderness! You'd make him even MORE asexual! |
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Post by LS on Nov 4, 2024 15:49:56 GMT -5
"Yeah, I'll just rely on my experience kicking the asses of smaller idiots who throw themselves in my way instead." *Petting them* Self-awareness still not a thing for you, on the other hand.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 4, 2024 17:05:58 GMT -5
*purr* *crane kick pose* I'm fully aware of my supremacy! |
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