LS' Resort - Yet Again, Repeating Repetitiously

[LS]

"You do get how wide open that leaves you, and how easy it is to deal with any actual move you do from that, right?"

*Petting the cat* Being sexually harassed by a person who puts people in "Saw traps" that you're also responsible for controlling is the sort of thing that pushes most people away from sexuality, fyi. It's like having a kid you're babysitting who enjoys torturing small animals come on to you.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*purr* Which should tell you something about my utmost confidence in my victory, if I'd start off in this nonsensical pose.

I don't out him in those traps!

*purr* ...the only part she denies.

[LS]

"Or it means you were trained wrong, probably as a joke."

*Petting the cat* He still knows all about it, and is a rational person so, turn off. It's an approach that definitely won't work on him.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

My sensei would never!

He is not rational at all. He doesn't lock the bathroom door but acts annoyed when I walk in on him showering.

Indeed, nonsensical.

Cat: *purr*

[LS]

"Sounds exactly like something they'd do for you..."

*Petting the cat* And you don't think that's something to do with him being in his house, with his front door locked?

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I think you're just jealous that you can't do this.

Surely that's just to keep out people who might walk in on us.

Cat: *purr*

[LS]

"No, I'm definitely capable of balancing like a confused flamingo."

*Petting the cat* See, there's this thing called "emotional intelligence", that lets you think like you're in someone else's shoes, which lets you understand them. For example... *A plate of fesikh appears in her other hand. Waves it in front of the cat*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

One, it's a crane. Two, getting your knee up like this requires a modicum of flexibility.

Cat: O__O *SPRINGS ONTO THE PLATE AND EATS*

...that's not emotional intelligence! That's bribing an animal with food!

[LS]

"I know what it's supposed to be, and it's literally a modicum. Anyone who can walk can do it."

*Releases the plate, it slowly floating to the ground* It's not a bribe if I expect nothing for it, first out. Secondly, I'm not "bribing" her with food, I'm "bribing" her with fesikh. The specificity makes all the difference.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

But muscular people tend to have less flexibility.

...it's a cat. It'll eat anything.

Cat: *eating* ^_^

[LS]

"I'm not a bodybuilder, so I'm fine."

No, she's a fellow demi. Do I have to do the classic test, one plate of storebrand slop against a plate of properly made fesikh?

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

I don't believe you. Strip in front of this Neferet.

It'll eat both, until it throws up!

Cat: *eating* ... *swats at the air*

[LS]

"I don't strip for people I've no interest in."

She won't. She has taste. And she can hear you. You'd know all of these things if you had even basic empathy.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...I'm sorry, please explain why this Neferet is not hot.

*pats Sale* Well, I'm hotter.

Cat: *licking the plate clean* ^_^

Hah! You are secondary!

[LS]

I'd like that said for the non-telepaths too, actually.

"She isn't the one asking for it. You are."

... I'll allow it. Back on topic, empathy. *A laser appears above her, moving around the area at random*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Cat: O__O *CHASES IT*

Good thing I'm asking for her, not for me.

A useless skill!

[LS]

"No, you're definitely asking for yourself. She's busy handling a pussy. And a cat."

*Continuing to move the laser around* A skill Bishop would actually be interested in you displaying at some point...

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Why? I've seen it already.

Cat: *pouncing on it over and over* O__O

...he would?

...

[LS]

"Exactly why you want to see it again, you know how great it is."

*Materialises a treat at the laser as she pounces* Considering his team's there to rehabilitate you, yes, of course he would.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Meh, it's typical of the genre.

Cat: *POUNCES ON IT* O__O ^_^! *MUNCH*

...sucking up to my cat, are you?

I'm already rehabilitated! I'm nice as hell!