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Post by LS on Nov 6, 2024 16:02:31 GMT -5
 "You're literally begging for it."   I'm Egyptian, we like cats.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 6, 2024 16:44:04 GMT -5
I am doing no such thing! You are full of yourself.  Cat: *lays in the spot the treat was* ^_^I'm sweeter than Canadian icewine! |
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Post by LS on Nov 6, 2024 16:58:40 GMT -5
"When you're as good as me, of course you're full of yourself. Doesn't change you wanting me." *A fishing rod with feather appears floating above her, dangling* There are scoville records with more sweetness than you.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 6, 2024 17:54:06 GMT -5
I prefer a hole. Cat: o.o! *swats at it*Yeah, it's called Hungarian sweet paprika!^_^ |
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Post by LS on Nov 6, 2024 18:02:21 GMT -5
"I have a hole. You'll never experience it, of course, but it's there." *The feather darts to one side, just in reach* Which hasn't set any Scoville records, with it being excellent before that scale existed.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 6, 2024 19:04:22 GMT -5
...a front one. Cat: O__O *swat swat* ^_^...I'm sorry, are you speaking ill of the noble paprika? |
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Post by LS on Nov 6, 2024 19:36:57 GMT -5
"Also got a mouth." *Weaves it in and out of reach* Yes, that's why I called it excellent. It's older than your Scoville scale.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 6, 2024 19:55:32 GMT -5
...*nudges the feather towards Laura's face* Cat: *POUNCES AT HER*What other manners of seducing Bishop can you suggest? |
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Post by LS on Nov 7, 2024 8:29:38 GMT -5
*Catches her in mid air, immediately tossing her at Sale* "Still got a laser sight, here." Other than being a decent human being, the thing he'd want most from you?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 7, 2024 9:42:44 GMT -5
*pet pet* ^_^ Cat: O__O ... *purr*...anything less stupid? |
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Post by LS on Nov 7, 2024 10:11:18 GMT -5
*Aims it at his chest* "This one." I think rohypnol's about all that's left that you'd be willing to try with a chance of success.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 7, 2024 11:22:49 GMT -5
Cat: *SWATS AT IT*Owie. How dare you. ...and people say I'M the villain.
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Post by LS on Nov 7, 2024 12:14:15 GMT -5
*Moves it down to his foot* "Enjoying karma?" Why, because I'm pointing out you've nothing left a sane person would do?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 7, 2024 14:16:17 GMT -5
*holding the wiggling cat* I'm enjoying time with a kitty. *flicks him*Untrue. I've yet to buy him flowers.... |
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Post by LS on Nov 7, 2024 14:32:29 GMT -5
"I could make it a facial instead, let her claw your nose off." I assume you've stolen him some before, though.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 7, 2024 15:52:25 GMT -5
*pets the cat* She wouldn't. I've owned cats since Ii was 5, I know how to make them happy. ...indeed. *pets him*
Cat: *purr*...*mentally bops her* |
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Post by LS on Nov 7, 2024 16:16:17 GMT -5
"And I still have a laser." That's not a no.
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Post by patrickdron on Nov 7, 2024 17:14:09 GMT -5
*pets the cat* She wouldn't. I've owned cats since Ii was 5, I know how to make them happy. ...indeed. *pets him*
Cat: *purr*...*mentally bops her*you've always been a cat person, yay, how bout the wife or is she more a dog fan? |
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Nov 7, 2024 22:03:14 GMT -5
*purr* *pet pet* That would be very mean of you. *petting him*
Cat: *purr*Why would I steal flowers? I have money! |
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Post by LS on Nov 8, 2024 8:20:59 GMT -5
"Would be funny, though." On principle, because you can?
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