LS' Resort - Yet Again, Repeating Repetitiously

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...sure, let's go with that.

Cat: *purr*

...and there's still a question about which of us is hotter?

[LS]

*Ear scritches* "Yeah, because I'm right. Duh."

You'd be surprised by how many people get more turned on by this than without.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

*leans in* Mrowr.

Cat: *purr*

...stop banging weirdos.

[LS]

*Ear scritches* "Didn't catch that one."

Why? Weird is good. *The mustache disappears*

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Mrooooowwwr.

Cat: *purr* ... *looks at Bast funny*

Tentacles are a fun weird. Mustaches are just weird.

...obviously(!)

[LS]

*Ear scritches* "I'm confused too, kitty."

Gotta know your audience. There's a reason it's called a pornstache.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...*bop*

Cat: *purr*

Yes, on MEN.

[LS]

*Ear scritches* "You're the one speaking what I'm assuming is Egyptian at me."

...

You should watch cheesier porn.

...

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...I'm meowing at you.

Cat: *deadpan stare, purring*

Oh, I include fondue in my fun if needed.

...

[LS]

"Still deaf, by the way. Lip reading only works if you're saying something I can actually read." *Continued ear scritches*

Yes, yes, we've all done foodplay.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...meow.

Cat: *purr*

Because it's not weird.

[LS]

*Continued ear scritches* "I'll slap a god."

No, it's weird. Just fun weird.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Cat: *purr* ... *PAWSWAT*

Shave that.

[LS]

*Continued ear scritches* "And I'll spay a demi-god if I have to."

Shaving fondue isn't the fun type of weird.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Cat: *purr* O__O *PAWSWAT PAWSWAT PAWSWAT*

Don't make me shave it for you!

[LS]

*Continued ear scritches* "Not really swaying me away from that decision here."

I know you're not in the room, but you should really work on your clairvoyance. I already removed it like five minutes ago.

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

...*swat*

Cat: *purr*

...I'm busy with Lilith.

...

[LS]

*Continued ear scritches. Holds her hand up in slapping position*

Probably don't have copies of yourself in the mix if this is your level...

[Tsaalyo Phoenix]

Do you know all the things I can do to that hand?

Cat: *purr*

...what would the benefit of that be, exactly?

[LS]

*Continued ear scritches* Wouldn't undo the slap, though.

Taking a very selfish perspective on it. Lilith, do you see any benefit to multiple Carries servicing you?