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Post by LS on Sept 17, 2020 18:23:37 GMT -5
*Headtilt, signing something* You're correct, you're definitely not Chuck Norris. On that point, we'll happily be your chorus.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 17, 2020 18:45:11 GMT -5
...Doomslayer would beat Chuck Norris.
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Post by LS on Sept 18, 2020 10:05:28 GMT -5
*Signing, her head still cocked to the side* Yeah, where are these claims of supreme badassery coming from? While she can fight, she can only curb-stomp scum. Definitely not the pair of us. So really we don't see what's all the fuss.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 18, 2020 13:17:55 GMT -5
She's wearing combat gear and holding a gun. You two are wearing fuzzies colored like bubblegum.
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Post by LS on Sept 18, 2020 14:00:24 GMT -5
*Signing something* Yeah, that's the point. She needs to play safe and go for a cowardly weapon. While we've got superpowers. It's all over when we step in.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 18, 2020 14:10:27 GMT -5
Tell that to the Punisher, who has killed many supervillains. Or tell Valentina, his spiritual twin.
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Post by LS on Sept 18, 2020 15:41:21 GMT -5
They never had to deal with a pair of duplicators. We're not some loser villain, we're far, far greater.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 18, 2020 18:32:33 GMT -5
Actually, replicas are par for the course. And Val has killed them all, of course.
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Post by LS on Sept 18, 2020 19:42:11 GMT -5
Uh, she clearly hasn't killed them all. For our powers, guns are just too small.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 18, 2020 19:46:06 GMT -5
She simply hasn't turned her guns on you. Since, thankfully, your morals are true.
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Post by LS on Sept 18, 2020 20:45:24 GMT -5
Wouldn't matter if she did. We can even beat her ace in the hole. She could blow up a lot, but never our soul.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 19, 2020 11:33:21 GMT -5
Except she'd be the ace in YOUR hole. And that line was so good, I won't even rhyme.
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Post by LS on Sept 19, 2020 17:10:03 GMT -5
That line was childish and pathetic. You should really leave the rhyming to us, who are far more poetic.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 19, 2020 17:25:31 GMT -5
But look at her, look at the agreeing smile on her face. She'd rock your worlds, at a very quick pace.
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Post by LS on Sept 19, 2020 17:37:15 GMT -5
*Indifferent shrug* Oh please, you're only not interested because we're far above your league by several leagues. For crying out loud, you're wearing ugly combat fatigues.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 19, 2020 19:08:20 GMT -5
Or she's tapped way better. Many nekos would purr around her.
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Post by LS on Sept 19, 2020 20:05:17 GMT -5
Uh, pair of bombshell twins? Bedding us instead of Nekos gives the greatest of wins.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 19, 2020 21:05:01 GMT -5
Nekos are far more of a win than humans, just by sheer volume of them compared to... Terrans.
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Post by LS on Sept 19, 2020 21:13:56 GMT -5
Oh please, something being different doesn't mean it's better. Let's face it, we make people far wetter.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Sept 20, 2020 13:33:29 GMT -5
Their rarity is the main appeal. It makes people want them with more zeal.
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