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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 11, 2021 22:19:47 GMT -5
Makeup doesn't build muscle, you fool. I'm not talking about his silky-smooth mustache, glorious and iconic as it may be.
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Post by LS on Jan 11, 2021 23:32:33 GMT -5
Yeah, sure you're not, what with your talking about how he looks. You know, because make-up isn't part of that or anything, ya dink.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 12, 2021 10:27:12 GMT -5
Can't put makeup on his body if he doesn't have his body to begin with.
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Post by LS on Jan 12, 2021 14:22:50 GMT -5
It's not that hard to accentuate to exaggerate the effects, though. Hollywood's all about that crap.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 12, 2021 15:30:03 GMT -5
My point is not how he looks under two dozen spotlights. My point is how his 24-inch pythons are still 24-inch pythons at his age.
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Post by LS on Jan 13, 2021 0:18:57 GMT -5
Yeah, no, there's a lot more sag and less definition than you're pretending these days.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 13, 2021 1:00:02 GMT -5
He'd still overpower you, even with your ghost strength.
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Post by LS on Jan 13, 2021 9:49:31 GMT -5
He really wouldn't. You're really underselling how strong ghost strength makes me. If I wanted to, I could no-sell basically anyone alive.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 13, 2021 10:01:10 GMT -5
What about Bruce Willis?
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Post by LS on Jan 13, 2021 11:53:51 GMT -5
... what about Bruce Willis?...
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 13, 2021 12:04:46 GMT -5
He is the manliest man of all.
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Post by LS on Jan 13, 2021 14:02:20 GMT -5
He's literally old enough to retire, and he's only an actor. Why would you possibly think I'd find that harder to beat than Hogan?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 13, 2021 15:15:32 GMT -5
I was hoping you were unaware of anything he's done since the 80's.
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Post by LS on Jan 13, 2021 16:05:46 GMT -5
He's 65, I don't care what he's done since the 80s, he's not at all hard to take down.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 13, 2021 16:26:19 GMT -5
What about Jackie Chan?
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Post by LS on Jan 13, 2021 17:58:35 GMT -5
About the same age, but he's oriental, and we all know those don't age.... jesus christ, woman.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 13, 2021 19:12:52 GMT -5
...you are going to be cancelled so hard, ghost.
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Post by LS on Jan 13, 2021 19:29:45 GMT -5
We're in the era of fake news. There's pretty much nothing I could say that'd actually get me cancelled.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 13, 2021 19:32:31 GMT -5
No, you have it backwards. There's pretty much nothing you could say that WOULDN'T get you cancelled.
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Post by LS on Jan 13, 2021 20:18:32 GMT -5
Prove it's me saying it. I'm a photography ghost, you're not catching me on film if I don't want it.
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