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Post by LS on Jan 25, 2021 19:50:16 GMT -5
Yeah, again, the fatass is a fucking moron, so who cares what they think?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 25, 2021 20:25:54 GMT -5
Let's think about this. Let us ponder. Here we have Jack Fenton. A dumb fatass of a buffoon who probably only got his hot wife because he fell on her and she couldn't physically free herself from his blubbery gravity. What an oaf. Now, consider that he still developed technology that can easily trap you. To the point where a 14 year old who's dumb enough to date a vegan can use it. So, what does that make you?
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Post by LS on Jan 25, 2021 21:15:37 GMT -5
Yeah, he didn't invent dick. She did. All he contributed was making it a thermos, to make it related to food in some way, because she needed something to make his tiny brain recognise it as something good.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 25, 2021 22:55:27 GMT -5
Oh no, I think he invented a good-sized di ck. Hence their marriage.
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Post by LS on Jan 26, 2021 9:33:11 GMT -5
I think it's far more likely she invented a "good-sized dick".... but would it be a Fenton-branded sextoy?
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 26, 2021 11:10:25 GMT -5
Obviously. Marketing is important.
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Post by LS on Jan 26, 2021 12:56:29 GMT -5
One has to wonder what ghost-hunting ability they'd slap on that. ... gross.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 26, 2021 13:21:24 GMT -5
Ghostly Moan Inducer?
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Post by LS on Jan 26, 2021 15:01:40 GMT -5
Presumably, it would debilitate a ghost... ... friggin' pervs.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 26, 2021 15:20:55 GMT -5
Says the woman who takes pictures of people to stick them in uncouth situations.
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Post by LS on Jan 26, 2021 16:35:46 GMT -5
Yeah, you freaks are getting off to the idea, while I'm not.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 26, 2021 17:56:55 GMT -5
Not my fault your whole shtick is a sub's dream. What else are you going to do, drip hot wax on me? Tie me up and call me worthless? The safety word is Bushmills?
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Post by LS on Jan 26, 2021 19:36:56 GMT -5
What the hell are you on about now?...
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 26, 2021 20:49:41 GMT -5
You are a dom. You want to get on camera and tell people to eat you until they pass out.
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Post by LS on Jan 27, 2021 9:32:41 GMT -5
*Snapping a shot of him* Last warning, dink....
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 27, 2021 9:41:46 GMT -5
...but I'm married.
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Post by LS on Jan 27, 2021 14:42:35 GMT -5
And you'll be on missing posters if you keep it up.
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 27, 2021 15:12:56 GMT -5
But nobody looks at those! Nobody even buys milk from cartons anymore!
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Post by LS on Jan 27, 2021 18:30:45 GMT -5
Good, problem solved....
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Post by Tsaalyo Phoenix on Jan 27, 2021 18:56:08 GMT -5
Don't make me call Tucker. I'll do it. I'll call Amityville's mayor's office right now.
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