Random Observations From Life (PG-13?)

[Knife Wife]

I've been living for awhile now (OMG, NO WAI!), and I've noticed somethings in the process. Some of them follow:

• NEVER eat $1 Chinese food. You'll either be sitting down a lot, bending over a lot, or both.
  
• When you say, "It can't get any worse," it always does.
  
• Xbox Live can bring out the worst in people.
  
• There will always be people who will screw you over if they have something to gain.
  
• And sometimes when there isn't anything to gain.
  
• Some people will never listen to the truth, no matter how much evidence there is (there are some people now who still deny the Holocaust ever happened)
  
• Don't talk politics with your family, it always gets ugly.
  
• Same with the internet
  
• Some Halo fans are the most ungrateful jerks I've had the displeasure to talk to.
  
• Google is your friend.
  
• It's also your worst enemy (image search...).
  
• There are things you can't unsee.
  
• Popular opinion is not always right.
  
• You sometimes need to be wary of the links people put up.
  

If you have any, feel free to add them.

[>^The California Cat Girl^<]

• Never expect the atmosphere of stores like Wal-Mart to be all that friendly.
  
• You never ever have to worry about being judged by your pets. Or having secrets loosed from them when given in confidence either
  
• Some people never learn
  
• Shoving ideals never works in concern with getting an opinion across
  
• Popular doesn't mean better
  
• Online translators are good for a short string of words, but isn't good for a full conversation translation.
  
• The media really is a circus
  
• Richer doesn't mean better character
  
• People who want kids [and should have them] are a lot of times unable to have them, but those who don't [and probably shouldn't] have kids end up with them.
  
• Cheaters seem to be prospering, unlike the old saying "cheaters never prosper"
  
• People in real pain [physical, emotional] don't complain about it, while those with false or much less [physical, emotional] pain complain too much. referencing to: drama queens.
  
• It takes a major misfortune to change someone's mind in concern of a certain form of catastrophe. [it has to happen to them for them to get the point]
  
• Nothing that has ever happened in any point of time or space has been unique; everything has happened at least twice since the beginning of time.
  

A few of my own ;D
~Mara

[Darth_Comrade]

A few things I learnt in my short lifespan:

- Nothing happens for no reason.

- Sometimes the simpler option, is the best solution.

- You can get to know a person, just by knowing the movies and shows they watch, the music they listen to, and the books they read.

- You get one shot- mess it up once and it will haunt you forever. If you get a second shot- know that it's a blessing.

[TheToothWitch]

First rule of life: You can't trust anybody but yourself!
Second rule of life: What you've missed in a minute, can't be replaced by any eternity.


That's the only two things I've learned so far o_0

[Naked Mole Rat]

vassili said:

A few things I learnt in my short lifespan:

- Nothing happens for no reason.

This is my strongest belief and kind of mantra for my life.
Things hurt, they seem inexplicable but make sense in time.
Time & patience is a phrase I seem to use a lot.

Biggest thing I have learned : You cant choose who or when you will fall in love ... but its never when you are looking for it.

[Ashley Benlove]

Here's my strongest beliefs:

• Never look for something outright. It will find out. Even when you least expected it. (That happened with all the great things I've fallen in love).
  
• Your dachshund is your baby who loves you and misses you when you leave for a few hours.
  
• Everything happens because it was destined to be.
  

[JuPMod]

- In this entire world, there will always be people more fortunate/better than you and less fortunate/better than you in life. Be humble for what you have.

- Most road accidents are not caused by reckless drivers but by average people not paying attention or just were caught unexpected.

- Bureaucracy is the norm in politics, and it will always screw people over.

- There's no such thing as a true democracy or even communism.

- Most poeple in the world always live on the low grounds with few living on the high grounds, and even after their homes get wiped out by floods, they still rebuild on the low grounds.

- Never by normal.

[slicknickshady]

- Life's a B****, Then you Die.

[idontfinishthings]

catwings said:

• Nothing that has ever happened in any point of time or space has been unique; everything has happened at least twice since the beginning of time.
  

A few of my own ;D
~Mara

Sooo, there's been two ice ages?

[Panther]

• People suck.
• People on the internet suck more.
• People on Xbox Live suck even more.

I'm sure we can all agree. ;D

[FarAwayGirl]

People try to force religion on you even though this country was bulit on beliving in what you want to

If your a mom and your divorced chances are you prefer your daughter over your son. If the marrige is happy it's all about the boy.

People cuss tooooo much.

[Ashley Benlove]

• People can be scary
  
• Apple's greatest product is the iPod
  
• Larry King is a Frog.
  
• J.K. Rowling is a Goddess.
  

[Quin Separable]

• You can never completely know a person
  
• Nothing in this life is free
  
• You can really only find love when you're not looking for it
  
• People aren't perfect - they all make mistakes
  
• So don't perceive anyone to be perfect
  
• Beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder
  
• Stereotyping often leads to bad things
  
• Even people who seem like angels can hold deep dark secrets
  
• Pride is foolish and can often get you into hot water
  
• Most people find enjoyment out of seeing other's misery (*cough*Gossip*cough*RealityTV*cough*
  
• The news is always biased
  

That's really all I have...for now anyway.

[Ashley Benlove]

• Stephen Colbert is really hot.
  
• Popular Amusement Parks have really long lines.
  
• The Lion King changed my life.
  
• T-shirts are fun.
  
• The Internet is the greatest creation ever.
  
• It is perfectly acceptable to be attracted to cartoon characters.
  
• South Park is very funny and offensive, but I agree with it.
  
• Rachael Ray is evil.
  
• Donald Trump thinks he's a Bond Villain
  
• Gay Guys are the Best.
  
• Cry whenever you want to.
  
• Blue Bell Ice Cream Has Commericals that Make you want to cry. (Seriously, I've cried).
  

[kpfan5678]

• A Garfield Game on a website cheats so you will never win.
  

[Darth_Comrade]

- Writing and television are forms of art that are being exploited and corrupted nowadays.

- Air Conditioning and computers changed the world as much as the media has!

- Marriage should never be a business deal.

- rules are meant to be broken- if you're willing to pay the price.

[Ashley Benlove]

• AT&T's Logo looks like the Death Star
  
• Never trust anyone who looks like Palpatine.
  

[hannah]

--a lot of times you can get free smoothies at jamba juice just for acting crazy
--truck drivers appreciate being smiled/waved at
--people will laugh if you trip
--starbucks hires mostly gorgeous people
--optimism makes life a lot more interesting
--white castle sliders with chili will MESS YOU UP.

[Ashley Benlove]

• Harry Potter is the reason little kids read.
  
• Call Me, Beep Me has a calming effect.
  
• Coffee is evil.
  
• Never bet against anyone who predicted Vader was Luke's father. It will only end in sadness.
  
• Listen to your heart!
  
• Titanic is cryworthy.
  
• Time travel needs to be available.
  

[The Yetimonster]

"Cynicism is almost the same thing as experience. Just try thinking the worst about people, and you'll usually be right."

- Mr. Catbert, Evil Director of Human Resources.

Works for me.

Others:

• Nobody knows how to drive except you.
  
• You don't know how to drive either.
  
• Most people are impossible to please, so don't bother to try unless they're really worth it.
  
• Always check for paper before you sit.
  
• Almost no issues are black and white. Be suspicious of anyone who has unshakeable beliefs about anything.
  
• Standing up for yourself and looking like an not a very nice person is better than being stepped on and looking like a doormat.
  
• You're never the top dog. Ever.